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My router has been possessed by the devil.

Postby Doc 42 » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:53 pm

My router has been possessed by the devil. The lights on it are blinking like crazy and im getting download speeds of over 300Kb/s
now, why do I conclude that this is the work of the demon? On average, I get 6kb/s. That is, when it works. This is scaring me to no end as one can only imagine what Satan would do with the internet if he got his hands on it.

Anys suggestions for what I should do?
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Postby C S » Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:09 pm

Get an excorsist
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Postby Doc 42 » Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:15 pm

Could you give me a good excorsists contact information?
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Postby C S » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:19 pm

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Postby Doc 42 » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:39 pm

They dont do house calls : (

I really dont have any idea what to do. the lights on the router have turned red on it and I have recieved a few emails from various people offering me their souls.

Download speed fell back a bit, on 160Kb/s now.

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Postby C S » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:40 pm

You can get a router signal from another source, maybe plug out the router (modem?) and reconfigure the settings, EG beating the crap outa it
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Postby Doc 42 » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:50 pm

I dont have any spare routers.
I went onto the routers configuration page but its was replaced with some advertisment offering sports cars in return for souls.
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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:00 pm

I'm not sure if you're lying or not. but I suggest you either shut your computer off then turn it back on, or buy a new one.
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
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Postby Doc 42 » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:36 pm

Crisis averted.
I went onto EA's home page and the demon seemed to be sucked out. aparently consumed by an even more dangerous evil being.
Download speeds back to normal (speed of dyingsnail)
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Postby C S » Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:17 pm

EA was the preist?
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Postby Zephyr » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:14 am

lolz

i can never get enough of lifes stupid twists

i wish i was there to see all this happening
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