King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

Grabs a hammer, then bashes Ravage over the head, knocking the Deceptacon out, Ravage falling over onto you, crushing you.

my hill.

Has Mario and Luigi guard the hill.

[Iceking]

Ravage wakes up and gets off of me, then puts a bullet in the heads of Marion and Luigi

My hill

I surround myself with an energy shield as I play my 360

[Giratina93]

Has Tubba Blubba's theme play throuought the area, the strength of the music causes the shield to implode, taking IK with it.

My hill.

releashes countless snakes upo nthe hill.

[Iceking]

I throw grenades among the snakes, destroying them easily

My hill

I construct a castle made out of space titanium and equip it with an energy shield

[Giratina93]

I get into a helicoptor and fire all myy weaponry at the castle, destroying the sield, then I rush in and kill you.

My hill.

I fortify the castle and place a Brute Captin with a Brute Shot at the gate to protect it.

[Iceking]

I kill the brute captain with a sniper rifle, then have F-22's bomb your castle

My hill

I surround myself with every military vehicle and weapon in existance, then watch Jurassic park

[Giratina93]

I sneak upon te hil at night, then convert the vehicles and weaponly Spore style.

My hill.

I perform a death ritual, causing Thrasher to come back from the dead and guard the hill, along with the converted vehicles and weaponry.

[Iceking]

I call in a squadrone of jets to blow Thrasher to pieces, then reconvert the vehicles and weapons to their original forms

My hill

My vehicles and weapons have energy shields around them that prevent other objects as well as creatures from being able to get close enough to convert them

[Mini-Shot]

I use a drill tank and a race of mole people to dig holes under the weapons and vehicles that lead to the molten core of the Earth.


My Hill

I put a maze of mirrors and cardboard signs around my hill.

[Iceking]

I play new divide so loud that the mirrors shatter, then burn down the signs with a flame thrower

My hill

I build numerous flesh eating robots programed to eat any other organic creature besides me, then build a pool and go swimming

[Mini-Shot]

I use the Spy's disguise kit to disguise myself as you and sap all the robots. I then stab you in the back while your jumping off the diving board.

My Hill

I put Flame Sentry Guns around my hill and build a watchpost that I have Snipers watching the area. I then relax by the pool you built.

[Iceking]

I hire my own team of snipers and have them snipe both your snipers and you

My hill

I equip myself with cloaking and wait with a pair of predator wrist blades to stab anyone who comes close enough to me

[C S]

I walk my dog up to the base of the hill, holding a micropone to his mouth. He barks, the resulting sound wave rupturing the ear drums of the snipers and IK while stunning them all. I take off my ear muffs and walk my dog up the hill, kicking IK off 300 style

My hill

pays the snipers to work for me now. Lays down looking at the clouds

[Mini-Shot]

I go to a Dojo and train to become a Kung-Fu master. I master the art of dodging bullets and running at super high speeds and use these new skills to take the hill and I hold CS prisoner in a room full of mirrors that lead into alternate dimensions.

My Hill

I set up mines around the hill and dig a moat around the mines.

[C S]

Steps through a mirror, appearing in an alternate dimension thats a carbon copy of the one I left

...my extra dimensional hill...

Continues lying down looking at the clouds with my dog unchallenged

[Giratina93]

I fly over the hill in my Koopa Klown Car, then drop a Bob-omb onto the hill, the bob-omb eploding, causing all CS and his dog to be sent flying toward Peach's Castle

My hill.

I build a restaurant on the hill, ten head inside it to dine after I set up a brick wall around the hill...

[Iceking]

I teleport inside the restraunt, then blow off your head with a shotgun

My hill

I dig deep into the ground and build a house

[Mini-Shot]

I use my army of mole peolpe to take you hostage and force you to give up the hill.

My Hill

I put flesh-eating ducks around the hill.

[Giratina93]

I drive over the ducks in my Monster Truck, then flatten Mini like a pancake.

My hill.

I build an electric fence around the hill, then set up an underground bunker guarded by a Tricerotops in Musth...

[TyrannoTitan]

I dig a small ditch under the fence and crawl through, sneaking up on the Triceratops before knifing it repeatedly, then I shift its massive corpse onto the entrance to the bunker, trapping all those inside.

My (Ninja skill obtained) Hill >.>

I place a Kenyan Mangrove crab to guard the Hill, before taking cover behind the Triceratops corpse.