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King of the Hill

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:11 am
by UltraGrunt117
Basically, you have to attack the current defender of the hill and once you have defeated them you must say "My Hill" and then set up defenses for the next person to conquer. There are NO invincible defenses and NO invincibility.


Example:
P1: My Hill
I defend the hill with a Machine Gun

P2: your gun jams and I run up and shoot you with a Pistol
My Hill
I put up a shield protecting the hill

P3: I blow the shield up, killing you
My Hill
etc.

I'll start off:

My Hill
I grab a BoomShield and a pistol and defend the hill.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:06 am
by Doc 42
I call in an airstrike which blows the s**t out of the hill, Ultragrunt included.
My Hill.
I leash a pitbull terrier to post at the top of the hill to guard it while I relax on deckchair of victory.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:26 am
by TyrannoTitan
I distract the dog with a slab of meat, then sneak up and kick your deckchair down the hill.

My Hill.

I construct a wooden wall around the hill to defend it.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:04 pm
by UltraGrunt117
I get a flamethrower and burn it down, and kick you to kingdom come
My Hill
I move the Great Wall of China to my hill, and put turrets on the wall

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:17 pm
by Giratina93
I let loose my Groudon upon the hill, which burns down the wall and the turrets with it's Flamethrower attack.

My Hill

I send out Rayquaza and Snorlax to guard the hill along with Groudon.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:13 pm
by Iceking
I send King Ghidorah and Gigan to kill Groudon and Rayquaza

My Hill

I cinstruct a steel wall around it and have numerous creatures from the MH games guard it both above and below ground.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:16 pm
by Giratina93
I appear in a maser tank and blast the crud out of your wall and beasts, then leap out and strangle you.

My Hill

I appoint Bowser and Meta-Ridley to guard the hill while I lay in my hammoch, sipping my Egg Nog.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:19 pm
by Iceking
I send Megatron in to kill Bowser and Ridley, then blast you to pieces with his fusion cannon

My Hill

I have Razortail and Mecha King ghidorah guard it while I play my PSP

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:23 pm
by Giratina93
I watch as a Brute Chieftain with a Fuel Rod blasts the everloving **** out of Razortail and Mecha-King Ghidorah.

My Hill.

I build a Citadel at the top of the hill, hundreds of Brute Chieftains and Golden Hunters stationed at the Citadel.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:25 pm
by Iceking
I have scarabs blow your Hunters and Chieftains to pieces while at the same time, they destroy your citadel

My hill

I build a bunker on top of it and have numerous wraiths and scarabs guard it, with Banshees patrolling from the air

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:27 pm
by Giratina93
I have Spacegodzilla arrive and blow up the bunker, Wraiths, Scarabs, and Banshees with his never-miss Corona Beam.

My Hill.

I have Spacegodzilla set up a Crystal Fortress ontop of the hill, then have Destroyah and Desghidorah help him guard it.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:29 pm
by Iceking
I bring in all three Mechagodzilla's and have them blow your monsters to smithereens with incredibly powerful missles

My hill

I create a castle and have a massive army of frost wyrms, led by Sindragosa, guard it

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:46 pm
by Giratina93
I have Meta-Ridley fly over the Castle, then drop a nuke upon it, vaporizing all the Frost Wyrms in it.

My Hill

Meta-Ridley and the Xenomorph Queen set up shop on the hill, hundreds on Space Pirates and Predaliens keeping guard upon the mound of dirt.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:14 pm
by Iceking
I have the Shadow of intent glass the hill, killing Ridley, the Xeno queen and all of the Predaliens

My hill

I build a replica of Icecrown citadel, with Deathwing and his black dragon flight standing guard

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:07 pm
by Giratina93
I have a Gyarados emerge from a nearby lake and raze down the Citadel overnight as I slit Deathwing's throat with a knife.

My hill.

I build a moat around the hill, with 7 Gyarados patroling the moat.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:16 pm
by Iceking
I have a White fatalis rain lightning down into the moat, electrocuting the Gyarados

My hill

I raise Deathwing as a Magma wyrm, build a house and have hundreds of terminators stationed at the enterance

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:31 pm
by Giratina93
I toss an Electrode into the house, which Explodes, vaporizing all the T-800's, Deathwing, and your house.

My hill.

I set up Railguns on the hill, which open fire upon anythnig that gets too close to the hill.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:36 pm
by Iceking
I build a missle silo and have it launch missles into your railguns

My hill

I raise an energy barrier around my hill, with the generator being inside the field, with only human sized organic things being able to pass through and with necromorphs guarding the generator

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:40 pm
by Giratina93
I detonate a nuke deep underneath the hill, the resulting Earthquake destroying the barrier's generator and killing the necromorphs.

My ravaged hill :P

I have Raptoris and Trinity guard the hill b themselves, a nearby Enginer giving them overshields.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:43 pm
by Iceking
I have an ODST wielding a spartan laser destroy the Engineer and two flood tank forms easily kill Raptoris and Trinity, allowing infection forms to mutate them into combat forms

my hill

I rebuild the generator and build a second one underground, making the underground one designed to only allowed living creatures the size of an insect to pass through