King of the Hill

[Galaxia]

I and stumpy go pyro and keep using airblast(as they do in saxton hale mode)coupled with fire to defeat saxton

My hill

Pyro air guitar!

[Iceking]

I Snipe you with a beam rifle, then blast stumpy with a round from a concussion rifle, blowing it apart.

My hill.

I set up a beach chair on the hill, then lay back in it and relax.

[Galaxia]

Stumpy and I ambush you with sea turtles strapped to our heads,tie you up and send you adrift onto the ocean

My hill

Stumpy pulls up a second beach chair and the two of us relax

[Iceking]

I turn into a plesioth, breaking free of the ropes and swim back to the beach, pummeling you both into oblivion.

My hill.

I send your corpses into another dimension before making a glass of lemonade.

[Galaxia]

Fortunately the dimension hopping lands us into the glass of lemonade,albeit tiny.Whipping out my growth ray we grow back to normal size and fling IK to Venus

My hill

Sandcastle making!

[Iceking]

As you try to grab me, I duck and kick your feet out from under you, then unsheath a sword and slice you in half before hack the stump into microscopic pieces.

My hill.

I have your remains sent to Antarctica while the stump's are burned and destroyed by a pyro.

[Galaxia]

Our remains avoid shipment,reform and bury you under the sea(hey if you can avoid the fate I laid out I can do the same)

My hill

The sandcastling goes on

[raptor titanus3]

A wild Rubberfruit appeared... Wild Rubberfruit used "THIS IS MINE" on Stumpy... Wild Rubberfruit Flees with Stumpy

my hill

I start a rave party on the hill while stamping your sand castle

[Galaxia]

I stamp the sandcastle into a sand cannon,shoot myself out of it,fly over rubberfruit snatch stumpy back and destroy you and the party from landing

My hill

Sandcastles!

[Iceking]

I stick you and stumpy with rounds from a Plasma launcher, blowing you both to bits as a massive wave then washes your remains out to sea.

My hill.

I tear down the sand castles, then unleash an army of giant crabs upon the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

NOPE EXE.

my hill

I couldn't come up with something better

[Iceking]

I throw a rock, hitting you in the head and knocking you out.

My hill.

A giant scorpion devours your corpse, then makes a lair beneath the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

An enormous Meerkat eats said Scorpion

my hill

Hill becomes Meerkat Den

[Iceking]

A pack of Hyenas eats the Meekrats.

My hill.

The Hyenas prowl the hill, ready to put their jaws to use on anything that comes upon their turf.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

I use a Graboid to eat all of your hyenas, and you.

My Hill

I put a lot of Assblasters and Graboids on my hill while I make my crappy machinimas.

[Godzilla Forever]

The riftworm devours the smaller worms.

My hill.

Hordes of locust drones soon appeared from E-holes to guard the hill.

[Iceking]

Deathwing causes an eruption on the hill, incinerating the locusts.

My hill.

I release a horde of Agnaktors upon the hill.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

I release Bracchidos Lee on the Agnaktors, and he punches them all in the face.

My hill.

I do... something. I don't know.

[Godzilla Forever]

I kcik you off the hill.

My hill.

I build a giant laser turret that will destroy anything that gets too close to the hill immediately.

[Iceking]

I take a rocket launcher and stay at the minimum safe distance from the hill, blasting the turret to scrap metal.

My hill.

Dr Wily builds a fortress upon the hill.