King of the Hill

[Murloc Tyrannus]

I make an army of Endermen to destroy Dr. Wily and his fortress.

My Hill.

The Enderdragon guards the hill because I'm awesome.

[Iceking]

Gigan hacks the dragon's head off with one of his claws.

Gigan's hill.

Gigan hovers above the hill, awaiting any challengers.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Suddenly, Gigan has a fatal heart attack! (Guess the reference)

Nobody's hill.

I send in a janitor to clean up all of these dead bodies.

[Iceking]

The janitor gets backstabbed by a stealth elite.

My hill.

The stealth elite patrols the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

morphs.

My hill.

The Xenos begin to build a hive upon this hill, intent on spreading outwards...

[Murloc Tyrannus]

A group of creepers walk towards the nest. Sssssss...

My hill.

I put a creeper spawner on top of the hill.

[Iceking]

I drop firebombs onto the creeper spawner, burning it to ash.

My hill.

I place a sign on the hill that says "Private property".

[Giratina93]

*The PRivate Property sign burns into flames as the hill suddenly falls into the depths of the Underworld.*

My hill.

*The Angel of Death now guards the hill, with a mighty staff in one of its hands...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The four horsemen descend upno the hill, scaring off the angel of death.

My hill.

The Four Horsemen guard the hill...

[Murloc Tyrannus]

The four horsemen's horses fall, sending all four to the hospital of hell with broken necks.

My hill.

I put a hill on the hill on the hill on the hill. Because hill paradoxes are cool.

[Iceking]

I remove all of the hills but the original, ending the paradox.

My hill.

A flock of giant crows guard the hill.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

I put a scarecrow on the hill.

My hill.

I put a black hole on top of the hill.

[Iceking]

I send the black hole into another dimension.

My hill.

I patrol the hill in a tank.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

The tank malfunctions and explodes.

My hill.

I turn off the computer you are currently on, thus breaking the fourth wall.

[Lord Driskull]

I steal my neighbor's laptop and log in again.

My hill.

I seal it off with bedrock.

[Kiryu Gwangi]

I send Heisei Godzilla, a tiger, and a Skyrim Werewolf to any hills nearby.

My hill.

I protect my hill with a pride of lions, a walrus, and a polar bear.

[Giratina93]

*Tidal wave washes over hill, wiping out all life on it, as well as unsealing it.*

My hill.

*Sets up military base on the hill, complete with missle launchers and railguns, as well as an electric fence to keep out intruders...*

[Iceking]

A riftworm tunnels under all of the defenses, causing them to fall under ground.

My hill.

A locust army guards the hill, with Reavers patrolling the skies as well as multiple Brumaks and Siege beasts on the ground.

[Kiryu Gwangi]

I send Showa Mechagodzilla, Neosaurus, and a Grizzly-Tiger hybrid upon Giratina's and Iceking's hills.

My hill.

I place TF2 Level 3 Sentries all across the perimeter and have hives of Xenomorphs scattered in random areas on the hill.

[Iceking]

50 spies sneak onto the hill while cloaked and sap all the sentries while I then use mind control on the Xenomorphs.

My hill.

The Xenomorphs guard the hill, with the still cloaked spies assisting them.