King of the Hill

[Iceking]

I have an army of Xenomorphs kill the predators, then use their acid to melt the locust

My hill

I have an army of bomb carrying Felynes patrol the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

I send a boomer to blow you up with a boomshot.

My hill.

I summon a giant T-rex with plasma cannons on his shoulders and a railgun on his head guard my base.

[Iceking]

I take an elephant gun and put a bullet in the head of the Rex before putting another in your heart

My hill

I create a massive army of duplicates that are impossible to tell from the real me

[Godzilla Forever]

I summon the dreaded godzilla doppleganger Neo, who incinerates all the clones.

My hill.

I summon Kori Kahn and Neo to defend me.

[Iceking]

I send all of my GEW characters to destroy Kori Kahn and Neo

My hill

I fall asleep and put a "do not disturb" sign next to me

[Godzilla Forever]

I disturb you, sending you running off the hill.

My hill.

I put up a bubble shield.

[Iceking]

I walk through your bubble shield and shoot you with a sniper rifle

My hill

I build a giant allosaur like mech and start to pilot it about my hill

[Godzilla Forever]

I revive Neo, who incinerates you along with the mech.

My hill.

A swarm of evil snowmen come to defend my base.

[Iceking]

I use a flamethrower to melt the Snowmen, then incinerate you

My hill

I arm myself with a Plasma pistol, then wait for you to revive so I can kill you again

[Godzilla Forever]

You get lancer'd by a locust drone, splattering you all over the place.

My hill.

I guard the hill, along with neo and the locust drone.

[Iceking]

Gigan flies in and cuts Neo, the locust drone and you to pieces with his chainsaw hand

My hill

Gigan flies about the hill, with me riding on his shoulders

[Godzilla Forever]

Destoroyah comes and slices gigan in half with his horn sword.

my hill.

I have destroyah gurd the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Rampage Bursts out of destoroyah's right eye and fires three missles at the laser horn which shatters it and then reenters destoroyah's skull and pulls out his brain and then jumps down from the now dead monster

My hill

Rampage flings the brain away and leaves the hill

[Giratina93]

Meta-Ridley swoops overhead, then lashes uot at Rampage, sending it scurrying.

My hill.

I have mines placed all over the hill, and pit bulls with nukes strapped to their backs patroling the area, ready to hault any intruder of any size or power level...

[raptor titanus3]

Rampage pops out of the ground and unleashs a huge flurry of missles hitting the mines and nuke dogs causing all of them to explode

My hill

Rampage reforms with no effort at all then says to himself " People around here use a LOT of nukes, strange when a single missle from my luancher has the same power and is much smaller."

[Godzilla Forever]

Kori Kahn returns and freezes Ravage, then smashes him into icy fragments.

My hill.

Kori Kahn freezes the hillside, making it slippery, while he guards the top.

[Iceking]

Ghostspine breaths fire onto the ice, melting it and allowing him to fight Kori Kahn on terrain that is the one he favors

My hill

I fly about my hill on an armoured Silver Rathalos

[Godzilla Forever]

Saphire flies in and breaks the silver rathalos' neck.

My hill.

I set up security lasers that will slice you to peices if you touch them.

[Iceking]

I have a Diablos dig under the lasers and causes the ground to collapse beneath the devices that emmit the lasers, rendering them useless

My hill

I wear full body bullet proof armor that is also resistant to acid and heat

[Giratina93]

*blows wistle, causing a Snorlax, Steelix, and Groudon to dogpile IK, flattening him in his armor plating.*

Man, I haven't done that in AGES!

my hill.

* beats drumset, all 3 Pokemon begin to patrol the hill while I build a Covenant Base on the hill, complete with shielding...*