King of the Hill

[Zarov]

Walks up wearing a full body energy shield as a shockwave blows away all others

My hill

Casually sits back and relaxes

[Giratina93]

*Tank blasts Zarov off the hill, as all other hills in existance are leveled to the ground by an unknown force, leaving only the one hill.*

My hill

*Pops out of tank turret, sipping a cup of root beer.*

[Murloc Tyrannus]

With a mere FUS ROH DAH, the tank is sent hurling through the skies.

My hill.

Dovahkiin does stuff on the hill because he's frigging Dovahkiin.

[InfernalAngel]

Dark brotherhood gets a contract on Dovahkin. They later play hopscoth in his ribcage.

my hill.

A band of raiders who hunt MLP pony's and eat them camp upon the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Trio of Mapusaurus devour the raiders.*

My hill.

*The Mapusaurus patrol th ehill.*

[Iceking]

A pack of Allosaurs tear the Mapusaurs apart.

My hill.

The Allosaurs make the hill their territory.

[raptor titanus3]

ARROW'd... by Clinkz

My hill

Need I say more bout' the Bone Fletcher?

[Zarov]

Spears in the knee

My Hill

Still not sure what happened

[Giratina93]

*Relocates hill into the middle of the sun.*

My hill.

*Now donning an anti-radiation/heat suit, patrols the hill.*

[InfernalAngel]

With 100 sneak and pickpocketing, a khajiit steal the hill from the sun, and puts it back on earth.

my hill.

Segway guy gaurds the hill.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

"Dammit!" is heard from the distance as Wheelchair guy crashes through Segway guy.

My hill.

I place a wrecking ball over the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Nova runs by screaming: "Oh no wrecking balls" then gets killed by the big pink Ameba

my hill

Nova quits and resets the hill... oh and Yulnero the Juggernaut guards the hill

[Zarov]

A giant piston flattens the hill and all objects on it so it cannot be differentiated between the ground around it

My Hill

As soon as i can find it

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Tectonic plates crash against each other, creating a new hill.

My hill.

A Diablos bursts from the ground and lets out one of its ear-raping roars of doom.

[InfernalAngel]

Some flowers sue Diablo and win, he is then banished.

my hill.

The legally inclined flowers protest deserts.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Suddenly, LAWNMOWER!

My hill.

LAWNMOWER! .=./''

[Giratina93]

*Molten lava drenches the hill, vaporizing the lawnmower.*

My hill.

*Constructs a hardened magma castle,numerous Warhammer Orcs patrol the castle as I sit on the throne, still in my anti-radiation/heat suit...*

[InfernalAngel]

The sun is blotted out, and the hill freezes over, and is then crushed into tiny ice particles by a meteor.

My hill.

Some pebbles loyaly stand gaurd,

[Iceking]

The pepples are stepped on by Megalon.

My hill.

Megalon burrows his way undergroud, waiting to sink anything that sets foot on the hill.

[Zarov]

Uses portal gun to get to the hill and planting a flag

My Hill

Stands proudly with portal gun shouldered