RPGTopia

I turn u into a "cranberry" Pancake with my PZ III

my hill

I guard the hill with my KV-3 (122mm HE for anyone and everyone)

A Banshee splatters Raptor and flies around the hill.

My hill.

A squad of Banshees patrol the hill.

I take a Spartan laser and shoot down all the Banshees.

My hill.

I build a swiming pool on the hill.

The sea monster from Spore eats anyone who jumps into the pool because swimming is for noobs!

My hill.

The sea monster continues to enrage anyone who dares swim out into the open water.

I drop a vial of T-virus into the water, turning the sea monster into an undead beast.

My hill.

The undead monster continues to patrol it's territory.

Blasts everyone as Keizer Ghidorah.

My hill.

I become FW Godzilla and run to the top of my hill.

*Drops giant vase onto Kiryu, knocking him out.*

My hill.

*Sweeps away Kiryu's corpse as I build a throne on the hill.*

Gira takes an arrow to the knee.

My hill.

I stand on the hill, holding my Ancient Nord Bow ready.

A Torque bow bolt strikes Murloc in the arm before exploding, blowing the user apart as another takes Gira's head off.

My hill.

I feed the remains to a pack of Wretches.

Alduin tailwhips Iceking off of the hill, sending him flying into the Wretches.

My hill.

Five Elder Dragons fly around the hill, as Alduin stands guard in the center.

The Dragonborn Fus Ro Dahs the dragons to the moon.

My hill.

I throw everyone's corpses into a pit of tigers.

*Scene missing*

my hill

Morghul Khan: "What happened? AXE HAPPENED!"

Me: "That sounds about right "

2 rocket slams into Khan and RT, blowing them to bits.

My hill.

I cloak and hide in a bush, armed with a longshot sniper rifle.

I reassemble and punch IK in the face.

My hill.

I AM DEATHWING, THE TRUE CATACLY- wait, what.

Ahab's White whale flattens Deathwing

my hill

The Hill gets submerged beneath the arctic ocean

SpongeBob soaks up the ocean and blasts RT and the White Whale away.

My hill.

I slap a marsupial and devour the hill.

Suddenly, an army of Draugr take over the hill, along with KG's insides.

My hill.

Don't forget the skeletons!

*Walks up to KG, Forces him to cough up the hill, cleans it of all mini-skeletons and whatnot, supersizes it so that KG's crushed under it, as well as everything else.*

My hill

*Sets up a picket fence around hill, with sign saying, "Keep off the hill, please."*

Takes sign and smacks Gira away with it.

My hill.

I lace the hill with cyanide.

I snipe KG, then send in a biohazard team to remove the cyanid.

My hill.

I put a turret disguised as a sign to shoot anyone that isn't me.