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Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:19 pm
by raptor titanus3
^ That is his delusion in his last moments before his brain liquifies thanks to my Corrosive shotgun and my indomitable tank mod

my (Single) hill

I now have a Electric Vladorf Sniper with 500 dmg (Orange find btw :mrgreen: )

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:39 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
RT gets ran over by a train before being whacked with a Mexican Grinch.

My hill.

I arm the hill with an army of Mexican Grinches.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:36 pm
by Iceking
I toss a smoke grenade on the hill, the smoke having a chemical that has the grinches kick you off the hill.

The grinches hill.

The Grinches claim parts of the hill for themselves.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:12 pm
by Giratina93
*Giant flying wooden ship lands on the hill, squashing the Grinches.*

My hill.

*Turns the hill into a shrine, with me as the patron god to draw in the masses and to accumulate faith for myself, the wooden ship converted into the actual shrine.*

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:56 pm
by Iceking
*I launch 70 missles into the shrine, reducing it to ash.*

My hill.

*I create a swimming pool on the hill.*

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:48 am
by Kiryu Gwangi
That's too bad, for Jaws is there to nom you.

My hill.

I shove pythons into the center of the hill.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:04 am
by Giratina93
*Pythons are run over by freight train.*

My hill.

*Sets up an ancient mausoleum on the hill.*

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:45 am
by raptor titanus3
Ostarian the Skeleton King lays claim to the mausoleum and any bones contained within

my hill

... thats it

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:33 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
Suddenly, a pack of feral Worgens take over Ostarian and his mausoleum.

My hill.

The Worgens are everywhere!

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:43 am
by raptor titanus3
"YOU CAN'T KILL WHATS ALREADY DEAD," cries Ostarian as he blasts them with warpfire, and hews them with his giant Broadsword which he can wield with one hand.

my hill

The Worgens are skinned and their bones turned to service to the Skeleton King

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:54 am
by Kiryu Gwangi
"Heads up! Glorious Walrus is here!"

Walrus devours everyone.

My hill.

Walrus creates sweet rolls everywhere.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:48 am
by Giratina93
*Steamroller runs over Walrus, flattening him out.*

My hill.

*Casts spell of imperishable night upon the hill, letting mind controlled werewolves control it as long as they like.*

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:03 am
by InfernalAngel
Vientam war helicopters fly in blasting "fortunate son", while firing out side mounted guns

My Hill

the soldiers setup a lazy airbase, cover the outside with mines, and forget where they put them.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:08 pm
by Iceking
*Smaug the dragon flies in and torches the base before setting off the mines with his fire.*

My hill

*Orcs begin constructing a tower on the hill, with catapaults nearby.*

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:58 pm
by Giratina93
*flaming asteroids rain from the heavens, wiping out the orcs and the tower.*

My castle.

*Covers the hill with sticky honey, and has swarms of africanized honey bees guarding it*

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:24 am
by Kiryu Gwangi
Gourmand sucked all the honey and bees into a pot and fed them to honey badgers.

My hill.

King Sombra encased the hill in darkness.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:37 am
by InfernalAngel
Freddie mercury sings and the hillis purified, but he then dies moments later from a disease no knew existed.

My hill.

Grass readily defends the hill.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:02 pm
by raptor titanus3
When in doubt? Napalm and High Explosives

my hill

"Gimmie Shelter" plays from a small jukebox on the hill

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:11 pm
by Murloc Tyrannus
It starts to rain, messing up the jukebox.

My hill.

It continues to rain on a now useless jukebox.

Re: King of the Hill

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:59 pm
by Iceking
Heavy weapons guy walks onto the hill and tosses the Jukebox off.

Heavy's hill.

Heavy begins to eat Sandviches.