RPGTopia

I have recieved permission from the 3rd highest authority in the land, (Doc) to remake this best beloved game.

The rules are simple: I present you with a situation, and 3-5 possible outcomes. Whichever one is voted on the most is chosen. If you chose poorly, you will die, and I shall make a totally diffrent scenario...

You are just waking up on the beach. What happened?, you think to yourself as you struggle onto your feet. Youu don't remember what happened at all to you. As you get onto your feet, you look into the water and see, not a reflection of you as a human, but as a bipedal orange salamander. What's going on here?, you think to yourself as you notice that your no longer a human, but a bipedal orange salamander with a fire on your tail. Suddenly the bushes behind you rustle. You look behind you as a bipedal turtle walks out, it's skin a light bluish hue. Your not certain whever it's friend or foe. You:

A. charge toward it and attack it. It might be hostile.
B. Start up a conversation. Maybe this turtle might know why you've been turned into a Pokemon...
C. wail into the sky and run around in circles.

C. Obviously

Attacking would just be ignorant, we all know turtles are invincible

Starting a conversation? its a freaking turtle. What's it going to say to you? Squack Squack squack?
Infact, I don't think turtles can make ANY sound.

C. seems most logical, I mean, your tail IS on fire.

Seems like someone hasn't played the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games latley...

Going ot wait for more votes before deciding...

I'll go with B. It might still have some capabilities of communicating with you.

Amen, I vote B. Mmhm......

@Doc its a squirtle, and your a charmander or something

A. ATTACK THAT F*CKER

The majority vote: B

"Hello there", you say to the turtle. "What's your name?" To your surprise, the turtle responds. "The names Squirtle. What are you doing out here in the open?" "I don't remember..." You respond. "I used to be a human, but I woke up here as a Charmander.." The Squirtle looks at you in disbelief. "Hmm... That is strange..." Replies the turtle. "But I might know someone-" A deep bellow sounds off in the forest behind the Squirtle. the Squirtle begins to back up toward the water, not willing to face against this foe. From the trees emerges a face that at first resembles that of a T-rex, but as it comes out further, you see that the beast has diamond-shaped patterns on it's belly. You also note it's vertical stature, the rocky look of it's body, and the angry/mean look in it's eyes.
"Something tells me that Tyrannitar isn't happy..." Squirtle mutters, clearly afraid of this imposing beast. You...

A: Bellow out at the beast to scare it off
B: Grab your new friend's hand and run for it.
C. BURN THIS OVERSIZED LIZARD!
D. Pound your chest like King Kong and toss yourself at the monster.

B again, my friend. Tyrannitar's a berserker in battle.

I choose A. I would want to at least make an effort at frightening it off rather than running and being an easy target for an attack from behind.

Ohh dear... It seems as though IK's willing to commit suicide...

Need moar votes to proceed...

Because i don't like pokemon anymore lets go nutz D

D aswell. Bai bai

The people's horrible choice: D

You glare at the Tyrannitar, not afraid of it's fearsome apperance and power. "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!" you bellow, pounding your chest as you spring toward the titan. You try and punch it, but all that does is draw it's attention toward you. The massive behemoth kicks you, the force of the kick sends you flying into a tree, your head cracks open, and you die, the last thing you see is your "friend", trying to comfort you...

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The year is 2015.Most of the world has been layed waste and conquered by a demon named Raptoris and his army of Sharpclaw and Space Pirates. You are one of millions of slaves being used as the work horse for Raptoris's war machineYou are resting on the ground, not worrying at all about the consequences of it. A large thick club smashes into your back, causing you to scramble onto your feet. Your attacker, a beffy Sharpclaw whose club is in his right hand, is glaring at you, obviously angry. Usless slug! Master Raptoris demands your presence now!, the Sharpclaw hisses. You briefly look around, seein gother people like you digging pits, other Sharpclaw also beating them up. You notice a pickaxe nex tto you. You:

A: grab the Pickaxe and bash it over the Sharpclaw's head. FREEDOM!
B. let your abuser lead you to Master Raptoris
C. Kick and scream at your tormenter to let you go.
D. Sit down in the dirt, drawing figures with your finger...

A. that guy needs something to get through his thick skull.

I'd have to go with B. If I killed the Sharpclaw then and there, it would give all the other minions a reason to kill me. Better to wait for a better time to kill a Sharpclaw rather than attract attention if the Pick axe doesn't kill him instantly and he calls for help.

A)
Kill that sucker, spark a revolution against the shrapclaw things

E: Wonder how the f*ck RAPTORIS of all things became ruler of more then the toilet

But seriously: A. Pickaxe to the face.

Oh and nice change after commenting on my long-dead choice game >.>

The people's choice: A

You swiftly grab the pickaxe and smash it over the Sharpclaw's head. Your tormenter crumples ot the ground, unconcious. Now ready to escape, you dash toward the exit of the compound. You look behind you and see half a dozon Sharpclaw pursuing you, ready to kill you. Infront of you, the exit leads to 2 diffrent buildings, one of them a House of mirrors, the second a large apartment. You:

A. Dash into the Fun House of Mirrors. Maybe you can loose them in there...
B. Run into the Apartment. You could hide in one of the rooms there.
C: Turn back around, and try and kill all the Sharpclaw you can.
D. Turn yourself in. It's hopeless...

You BASHED him with it? its a bloody pick axe. Should have spiked him in the brain. Epic fail.

D.

If your miserable attempt at killing a sharp claw results in only that then you don't really stand much chance. This way you have some hope of survival.

I choose A. The mirrors could prove handy for confusing them and allowing you to escape or even take them out.