RPGTopia

B for sure, payback is a b*tch, give Raptoris what he has comin'...

People's Choice: B.

You stalk off into the forest to pursue the survivors, Carbine in hand. After navigating carefully for a few minutes, you come across what appears to be all of them, stumbling around between the trees, clearly lost without a leader to guide them. You fire at one as it pauses to look around, the projectile soaring through the Space Pirate's skull, before the body collapses in a heap. The others are spooked, running off deeper into the forest...only to stop after only a few yards, once again resuming their clueless stumbling. You fire again, killing another, and the process repeats itself. You:

A: Keep shooting. You already started, might as well finish them off completely...
B: Ignore them. You have bigger fish to fry.
C: Attempt to communicate. If they are this stupid, who says they can't be turned against their master?

A. For all we know, they could just be acting dumb so that when you leave cover, they'll have a chane to kill you.

A. They might pull berserker grunt moves!!!!

C can't hurt, can it?

B)
it's very possible that there are more dangerous foes sneaking up on you while you deal with the grunts.

B

there aren't many left and you'd be better off conserving ammo for when something bigger tries to kill you...

A. Space Pirates are deadly, though they only look dumb. They will come after you when the opportnity presents itself...

And Ridley-sama's dead? NOOO!

Yeees.

Anyway, People's Choice: A.

You aim and fire in rapid succession, the remaining survivors dying without so much as a whimper, but you find that you are indeed running low on ammunition. Almost too conveniently, the strange sophomore appears yet again, a table in front of him, with a sign reading "Cool weaponz yo" placed upon its surface. You approach the table cautiously, suspicious at these random appearances. "WHATA YA BUYIN? Hahaha, sorry bro couldn't help it." the sophomore says, laughing quite loudly at his own joke. On the table, you see a crowbar, a gatling gun, and a suspicious looking plastic baggy. Before you can question him about it, the baggy is swiftly taken away and hidden. "Uuuh, sorry bro can't have that..." this obnoxious human being says nervously. You:

A: Take the gatling gun. Its about the only useful weapon there...
B: Take the crowbar. Because its awesome.
C: Walk away. You don't need this *sshole's help.
D: SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE...then take all the weapons...then shoot him again.

You don't have any money. Therefore you can't buy anything. If you just take something he might shoot you.
...
SHOOT HIM FIRST
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D
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Obvious choice is obvious. D.

D. Better that you have all of his weapons than just one and better that he die than you.

B

Why? Because you can go Gordon Freeman on b*tches. Also, since the sophomore just like...appeared out of nowhere...I wouldnt try to f*ck with the temporal space plot device. I'd run away. Since its a plot device, it cant help but not do the logical thing of teleporting after me and gunning me down, right? =D

I choose D. Go ahead, shoot me in the face (That sophmore is actually me, hehe, author's avatar ahoy!) but atleast you can get all these awsome weapons, though if you kill me, somethin gbad might happen...

D. Take all them weapons, and kill that monsta!!!

People's Answer: D.

Looking from the assorted weapons to Gira, who apparently just admitted to being a stereotypical teenage pot head (:P), you fire a single shot into his face, causing him to fall back and disappear, as the words "Not cool bro" echo around the surrounding area. You take the crowbar, strapping it to your back for later use (Somehow), while you lift up the fully loaded gatling gun. Carrying (Barely) the weapon toward the palace, you now think of what to say when you kick in the front door, as we transition this choice game back into Gira's control (If he wants it, that is).

A: Say nothing, only scream incomprehensibly and as loud as possible.
B: Scream "I AM BULLET PROOF".
C: Scream "THIS IS SPARTA"...then get shot for picking an overused meme
D: Shoot the first living thing inside and say "TAG, YOU'RE IT."

D. Screaming loudly may not let you hear hostile forces approaching.

A. You have a gatling gun, you wont hear jack sh*t when you start shooting, might as well get the "I am a deranged killer with a big a*s gun" point over before sh*t hits the fan

B
BULLETS FEAR THE BRAVE