One for the Road...
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:16 amThe following are true stories that I find pretty funny. Oh, and I didn't post this in the other forms because it's not really... Fiction or a Poem. The Mods or Admins can move it if they'd like though.
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Me and Buwx in the' Cafe....
Buwx:Man I love Chocolate Milk.
Me: Never had it.
Buwx: You... What?
Me: Never had Chocolate Milk.
Buwx: Are you serious?
Me: Uh huh. Look at that kid over there with the pink hair.
Buwx: ... Try this. Right now.
Me: Huh? Oh... No thanks. Don't want any.
Buwx: But you've never had Chocolate Milk! Try this right now!
Me: No man, I don't want it. Never had it. Never had just regular Chocolate either.
Buwx: ... Yo... You.... You've never.... Ever... I... You said... You..... B... B... B.... Bu.................... But it's Chocolate!
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Me and Dinoman at the Movies
Me: What are we seeing here anywhey man?
Dinoman: I dunno... I just wanted to hang out. I know a lot of people here.
Dinoman:At ten at night? That's... Theirs a lot of weird people here.
Me: You're weird. Let's go get some Popcorn.
Me and Dino walked over to get some Popcorn, stood in line for a while and some big dude comes up, pushing me. I just kinda stood there.
Dinoman: Don't you know like Karate or something?
Me: Uh huh... Want butter?
Dinoman: So why don't you do something about it?
Me: Because I don't want to start anything here... Why don't you do something?
Dinoman: I don't know anything... Besides Ju - Jitsu.
Me: Umm... That's not nothing. That's pretty badass.
Dinoman: Oh, I meant... I'm Jewish. I know Jew - Jitsu. I can throw my ovaly hat at people like a freaking Ninja New.
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Me, Hobby and about ten other people got in a four door car to go to the movies. We pulled up front, dropped everyone off and eveyone at the theater started laughing at the clown car looking thing. First thing Hobby says is "Oh... ****, guys I forgot my Green Card!"
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I was over at my friends Jamies house. He was smoking Pot in the backyard, I was over a distance... I don't do that stuff. He asked me
"Hey man, you want to try this?"
"Not really no."
"But you said you'd try it sooner or later."
"No, I said that anythings possible... Not here I'm not. I have to go home soon. If I'm going to try it it's going to be safe... And I don't even want to. I find it stupid you do that stuff."
"Well... You're just an idiot then."
"And you're a pothead."
"What's you're point?"
"My point is that you can call me anything you want... But in the end you're the one bending over sucking liquids out of a tube."
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... That's all I feel like writing now, lol. If anyone says it's funny I'll put some more stuff.
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Me and Buwx in the' Cafe....
Buwx:Man I love Chocolate Milk.
Me: Never had it.
Buwx: You... What?
Me: Never had Chocolate Milk.
Buwx: Are you serious?
Me: Uh huh. Look at that kid over there with the pink hair.
Buwx: ... Try this. Right now.
Me: Huh? Oh... No thanks. Don't want any.
Buwx: But you've never had Chocolate Milk! Try this right now!
Me: No man, I don't want it. Never had it. Never had just regular Chocolate either.
Buwx: ... Yo... You.... You've never.... Ever... I... You said... You..... B... B... B.... Bu.................... But it's Chocolate!
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Me and Dinoman at the Movies
Me: What are we seeing here anywhey man?
Dinoman: I dunno... I just wanted to hang out. I know a lot of people here.
Dinoman:At ten at night? That's... Theirs a lot of weird people here.
Me: You're weird. Let's go get some Popcorn.
Me and Dino walked over to get some Popcorn, stood in line for a while and some big dude comes up, pushing me. I just kinda stood there.
Dinoman: Don't you know like Karate or something?
Me: Uh huh... Want butter?
Dinoman: So why don't you do something about it?
Me: Because I don't want to start anything here... Why don't you do something?
Dinoman: I don't know anything... Besides Ju - Jitsu.
Me: Umm... That's not nothing. That's pretty badass.
Dinoman: Oh, I meant... I'm Jewish. I know Jew - Jitsu. I can throw my ovaly hat at people like a freaking Ninja New.
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Me, Hobby and about ten other people got in a four door car to go to the movies. We pulled up front, dropped everyone off and eveyone at the theater started laughing at the clown car looking thing. First thing Hobby says is "Oh... ****, guys I forgot my Green Card!"
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I was over at my friends Jamies house. He was smoking Pot in the backyard, I was over a distance... I don't do that stuff. He asked me
"Hey man, you want to try this?"
"Not really no."
"But you said you'd try it sooner or later."
"No, I said that anythings possible... Not here I'm not. I have to go home soon. If I'm going to try it it's going to be safe... And I don't even want to. I find it stupid you do that stuff."
"Well... You're just an idiot then."
"And you're a pothead."
"What's you're point?"
"My point is that you can call me anything you want... But in the end you're the one bending over sucking liquids out of a tube."
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... That's all I feel like writing now, lol. If anyone says it's funny I'll put some more stuff.