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Postby CrusherFansUnite » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:34 pm

Heys Guys!
I am wanting your help, Currently I used to be a pretty good comedian but at the moment my comediac skills have been decreasing. I want you to post a Topic for me to make some jokes about and I will write a funny paragraph about each Topic.
Sorry if this is in the wrong section I apologize in advange.
Also thanks in advance for any posts!

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Postby Paavelsbro9 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:23 am

jokes bout dinos should be good
Falcon Punch!!!
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Postby CrusherFansUnite » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:25 am

Dinosaur Jokes

Okay so to start of ill do abit about Tyrannosaurus:
What the f*ck is up with those arms. What could they possibly be used for I mean it trying to pick stuff up would be like a hungry Etiopian wearing Oven gloves trying to take pickles out of a jar!

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Postby Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:08 pm

^Haha, we should make a jokes topic. Or there is already one and Spinax1 STFU
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Postby LV-426 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:26 am

George Bush jokes are always funny
Get away from her you *****
Game Over Man, Game Over
Stay Frosty
Were in the pipe five by five
They Mostly Come at Night Mostly

Aliens the most quotable movie Ever
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Postby CrusherFansUnite » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:23 pm

Polotician Jokes:
Do you think when they wrote/typed out George Bushes Birth Certificate they wrote Bush Instead of Dush. He said that when he finishes his presidency he is gonna make his life by speaking, Play to your skills ehh George. Do you think George Bush even knows who Gordon Brown is, I bet he thinks Tony Blair has gained a sh*t load of weight and taken a stroke. I dont like Alister(Spelling) Darling, I dont trust anyone hows Eyebrows and Hair dont match. I wonder what his pubes are like I bet you he will pull down his fly and it will just be f*cking roses!
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Postby The Kingpin » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:34 pm

sorry to say, but that didn't even bring a smile to my face....none of it made much sense...
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG

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Postby Raptor Llama » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:55 am

The Kingpin wrote:sorry to say, but that didn't even bring a smile to my face....none of it made much sense...


It did bring a smile to my face... because the jokes were so terrible and made so little sense, they were funny.

So CFU, if that's how you want to make people laugh, go ahead!

In all serialness, you shouldn't make it sound like an angry rant with humor, but more talking about the funny features of the topic.
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Postby CrusherFansUnite » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:07 am

One main reason you two did not find it funny is if you actually lived in Scotland and new abitmore about the other two poloticians if I told it to someone over here they would piss themself
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