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Comediac Help
Posted:
Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:34 pmby CrusherFansUnite
Heys Guys!
I am wanting your help, Currently I used to be a pretty good comedian but at the moment my comediac skills have been decreasing. I want you to post a Topic for me to make some jokes about and I will write a funny paragraph about each Topic.
Sorry if this is in the wrong section I apologize in advange.
Also thanks in advance for any posts!
From,
CFU
Posted:
Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:23 amby Paavelsbro9
jokes bout dinos should be good
Posted:
Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:25 amby CrusherFansUnite
Dinosaur Jokes
Okay so to start of ill do abit about Tyrannosaurus:
What the f*ck is up with those arms. What could they possibly be used for I mean it trying to pick stuff up would be like a hungry Etiopian wearing Oven gloves trying to take pickles out of a jar!
More will be edited in later!
Posted:
Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:08 pmby Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ
^Haha, we should make a jokes topic. Or there is already one and Spinax1 STFU
Posted:
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:26 amby LV-426
George Bush jokes are always funny
Posted:
Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:23 pmby CrusherFansUnite
Polotician Jokes:
Do you think when they wrote/typed out George Bushes Birth Certificate they wrote Bush Instead of Dush. He said that when he finishes his presidency he is gonna make his life by speaking, Play to your skills ehh George. Do you think George Bush even knows who Gordon Brown is, I bet he thinks Tony Blair has gained a sh*t load of weight and taken a stroke. I dont like Alister(Spelling) Darling, I dont trust anyone hows Eyebrows and Hair dont match. I wonder what his pubes are like I bet you he will pull down his fly and it will just be f*cking roses!
Posted:
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:34 pmby The Kingpin
sorry to say, but that didn't even bring a smile to my face....none of it made much sense...
Posted:
Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:55 amby Raptor Llama
The Kingpin wrote:sorry to say, but that didn't even bring a smile to my face....none of it made much sense...
It did bring a smile to my face... because the jokes were so terrible and made so little sense, they were funny.
So CFU, if that's how you want to make people laugh, go ahead!
In all serialness, you shouldn't make it sound like an angry rant with humor, but more talking about the funny features of the topic.
Posted:
Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:07 amby CrusherFansUnite
One main reason you two did not find it funny is if you actually lived in Scotland and new abitmore about the other two poloticians if I told it to someone over here they would piss themself