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Re: The Twilight Series

Postby Hopeflower » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:19 am

I was unfortunate enough to read all four books.

Boy do I regret it. Horrible writing, barely enough plot to make one book, let alone a whole freaking series, the characters are all Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus (that's extremely overly-described perfect people with outrageous abilities for people who don't read fanfiction XP), the writer is a complete lunatic, and the "vampires" run around wearing so much body glitter that they don't explode into flames in the sun like they should.

Don't even get me started on the movies. Worse, if possible, than the books.

The books are now resting in a box in my basement gathering dust, never to see the light of day again. Only because mom wouldn't let me treat them how they should be treated and burn them.
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Re: The Twilight Series

Postby SniperSaurus » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:21 am

Hahahahah, HP, I'm sure plenty of people would join you.
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Re: The Twilight Series

Postby Hopeflower » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:33 am

Many sane people have burned their copies already. XP
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Re: The Twilight Series

Postby SniperSaurus » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:38 am

I didn't even bother to buy that trash.
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Re: The Twilight Series

Postby TyrannoTitan » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:04 am

Ok, we get that you two don't like the books. Don't make me kick you out of the topic like LV.
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Re: The Twilight Series

Postby TyrannosaurusRules! » Tue May 03, 2011 11:21 pm

i liked the books personally the only thing that made me mad were the vampires they were way to over powered the werewolves didnt have a chance!! :x3:
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