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by **Raptor Llama** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:19 pm

Granted, but summers from then on are each 120 degrees 24.7 worldwide. Hope you have sunscreen...

I want a functional jetpack.

by **C S** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:20 pm

It explodes, have you learnt nothing grass hoppa

I wish I had something to wish for

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:22 pm

Granted, you wish for yourself to explode

I wish the previous wish happened for the rest of eternity.

by **C S** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:31 pm

granted but as I explode over again, I go into nothingness and random explosions happening for no reason eventually triggers another subatmoc explosion that doesnt collapse upon it's self, AKA, big bang two

I wish time had reversed to prevent me from making that post

by **Evil Eye** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:34 pm

granted, but you wish for a big bang 2 instead of that post.
i wish i was a cloud. no responsibility, just floating along wherever the wind takes me, not a care in the world...

by **C S** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:37 pm

you rain

congrats, your spread across somewhere

I wish the big bang neva happened

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:42 pm

Granted, and now we don't exist.

I wish I could go forward and back in time, and while I was in the past or future, I could always return, and am invincible.

by **Evil Eye** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:45 pm

granted, but u die of old age.
i wish u guys would post in the ISS and SS

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:04 pm

Granted, but the posts are us killing your characters

I wish I had a pet squid.

by **Evil Eye** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:14 pm

granted but it eats you.
i wish i could keep an anaconda in my house (no repeating taintages TT

)

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:17 pm

Granted, but it strangles you, THEN eats you

I wish I had a Yo-Yo.

by **Doc 42** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:29 pm

Granted
but a Rapper sees it, then moves into your house, shouting YO YO and bursting into song when ever he sees it. I hope you like Rap music.

I wish I had a Joystick

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:35 pm

Granted, but you end up gouging out your eye with it in a freak accident.

I wish I had infinite American money, that was not obtained by illegal means, just pops into existence, and is still usable to buy things.

by **Doc 42** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:13 pm

Granted
However, the Dollar completely crashes and the value of cash turns to nil, sending the US back to the Bartering system. Hey, at least you will never run out of toilet paper

I wish we had a GOOD politician

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:40 pm

Granted, but the politician is in the United States government

I wish I had a taco.

by **Doc 42** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:51 pm

Granted, but it tastes disgusting, eat it at your own peril

I wish I had a brick

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:55 pm

Granted, but it is actually alive, and acts like a Furby on crack, constantly wanting food, water, and attention, and has no batteries that can be removed.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of water bottles!

by **Iceking** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:51 am

Granted, but you get sprayed in the face everytime you open one. I wish jurassic park 4 would come out this up coming january.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:54 am

Granted, but it is dubbed the worst movie in history and the JP Franchise is ruined.

I wish I knew everything there is to know.

by **Doc 42** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:05 am

Granted
You now know ALL the details about your birth. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
(also, people phone you constantly asking you questions)

I wish I had a Chicken!

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