The Monkey Paw Game

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted but you fall asleep for the rest of the day, regardless of what tries to wake you.

I wish I had more time to read :/

[Evil Eye]

granted, but you now have to read the same book for eternity. i wish my wishes werent so repetitive

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but your mind explodes from the originality

I wish I could control time!

[Evil Eye]

granted but you cant move since no one knows if time really exists. and its impossible to tell exactly what time it is. i wish i couldbe a porcupine

[C S]

Granted, but you get killed by BB gun totting kidpoachers :p

I wish that I had a

TACO

[Evil Eye]

granted but u may not eat it. i wish i could fit through a pen

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but you die from being used to write things

I wish I could teleport to places at any time, but not teleport places by accident.

[Evil Eye]

granted, but you can only teleport once. btw i said fit through a pen, as in im small enough to fit thru any hole that big. never said i wanted to be in one my whole life. i wish i had something to do other than this site right now

[chook151]

Granted but once youre outside fencing , training with bows and drinking E-cOLA! You start to miss this forum and everything everyone and every chook151 in it (Maybe not the last one.) . But your wish stops you from entering this site, EVER. and you commit suicide by smashing your head on the keyboard for the 12'000'000'000th time.

I wish that in ISS rpg crusher sprouted two heads, shredder shredded himself down to tiny bits of flesh, ratchet found out how to drive a car and ran over Axle in a wild act to escape godzilla.

[Evil Eye]

granted but you dun get to read it in the actual posts. i wish i could sleep in next morning

[chook151]

granted but when you wake up you find yourself looking at a crocodile.
And he says "Hey dude, I'm glad you woke up." "what are you doing in my room?" you say. "To eat you. DUH!" The croc hisses. "Oh." you say. Then it eats you.

I wish I was an SAS officer.

[Lolburst]

Granted, but too bad that you don't take war seriously.

I wish I could stab myself with a spoon.

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but you die from the extraordinarily bad wound.

I wish I was a flashlight, but I never ran out of batteries or light.

[SuperNerd]

granted but somebody smashes you with a hammer

i wish i had eight billion dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Eye]

granted but they are all inside the core of the sun. I wish i had more wishes

[C S]

Granted but your head explodes from wish overload

I wish every noob would spontaniously combust

[Raptor Llama]

Granted, but at the last second, you are transformed into a noob, causing you to join their fate.

I wish cheese did not exist. And that I do not blow up from this wish. AND that I would not become cheese at the last minute.

[Evil Eye]

granted but that means only you combustAHAHAHAHA!BURN! jk. i meant TT--AHAHA....
I wish... idk... i wish CS would wish for me

[C S]

granted but you are sucked into the massive cheese vortex that forms when cheese dissapears

a pity- I wish that I had a potato launcher

[Evil Eye]

granted but it launches tomatos. i wish i had a tomato launcher