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by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:19 am

Granted, but the military shoots you down. I wish I could make my thoughts reality.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:25 am

Granted, but your thoughts manage to tear a hole through the very fabric of the universe.

I want to make an empire that can rule over all the world in peace and harmony.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:28 am

Granted, but then an astreoid slams into your home and kills you. I wish I was a decepticon.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:31 am

Granted, but my decepticon, Berserker, goes insane and kills you in his bloodlust. I wish I could feed the needy.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:33 am

Granted, but you can't donate to charity. I wish for a dragon to ride as a mount.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:35 am

Granted, but the dragon eats you. I wish for a giant corn dog to eat.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:36 am

Granted, but it is covered in mold. I wish I knew the name of every movie to exist.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:38 am

Granted, but your brain explodes from containing so much information. I wish I knew the history of the world exactly as it happened.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:39 am

Granted, but this only applies to human history. I wish I had a jet.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:42 am

Granted, but you fly out of US airspace and get shot by an AA battery. I wish I had a King Tiger tank.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:43 am

Granted, but it has a megalodon in it, which eats you when you try to feed it. I wish I could play golf as well as my father.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:44 am

Granted, but the ball goes too far into space and kills an astronaut. I wish I was a good marcher.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:45 am

Granted, but you then become terrible at video games. I wish I never needed to cut my nails.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:47 am

Granted, but then your teeth become like a rat's and need to be worn down every day. I wish I had wings.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:48 am

Granted, but you can't use them to fly. I wish for a car that had limitless fuel.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:50 am

Granted, but it catches on fire but can't get put out because of the limitless fuel. I want a mini-gun.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:50 am

Granted, but it only uses erasors as ammo. I wish for popcorn.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:57 am

Granted, but it gives you the runs. I wish for a big peice of chicken.

by **Iceking** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:59 am

Granted, but it's burned to a crisp. I wish more people were posting at this momment.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:02 am

Granted, but they are spamming. I wish that someone would post in the godzilla or space E-war.

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