*In the GDF breifing room*
GDF US Commander: Why was this session called?
GDF Field Commander: Apparently... to contemplate for new mutations
GDF US Commander:....We have mechs up the a*s. If a new mutant appears, we'll sick MAUL on it. If Liger F*cking Zero doesnt work, we'll send REX. And If that doesnt work-
GDF European Commander: Yes yes, we have got the point old chap.
GDF US Commander: Pisses me off. So what, is the meeting over?
GDF European Commander: The mutant in this scenario is one unlike we've ever seen. A monster so powerful that mechs alone will not suceed in defeating.
GDF US Commander: Horse sh*t
GDF Field Commander: Im afraid he's quite right.
GDF US Commander: Woah woah woah woah....woah...what? Your telling me if we sicked Tyvexious on this thing, he wont beat it?
GDF European Commander: Yes.
GDF US Commander: Ok. How about Tyvexious, Maul, Rex, G1, STING-
GDF Field Commander: Nope. Wouldnt work
GDF US Commander: What the sh*t are we dealing with!? Aeonus!?
GDF European Commander: No. A TURTLE MUTANT MONSTER OF DEATH!
GDF US Commander:.....Your f*cking sh*tting me. Is it April fool's again? Im still pissed over what happened last year.
GDF Field Commander: That was a fluke...and no, its not April fools. Infact, its April 2nd.
GDF US Commander: Ah ok, the-
GDF Field Commander and European Commander: April fools!
GDF US Commander: Motherf*ckers. So this really was all bullsh*t?
GDF European Commander: No. The turtle monster is a real threat
GDF US Commander: Since when the hell does Gamera pose a threat to ANYTHING?
GDF Field Commander: Its not Gamera; and I have a plan that might just work
GDF European Commander: Yes old friend?
GDF US Commander:....
GDF Field Commander: We shall build a turtle fence... on every continent. Except Africa... its too late for Africa...maybe Antartica too
GDF US Commander:...Isnt Antartica where the first GD-
*European Commander slaps his hand onto US Commander's mouth*
Mumble mumble mumble muffled mumble!
GDF European Commander: Never talk about the GDF's inner workings. Even if your inside the GDF. You know that. The walls...they have ears...
*Removes hand*
GDF US Commander:....So let me get this straight. You want to build a turtle fence?
European and Field Commander: Build a turtle fence!
GDF US Commander: Build a turtle fence?!
GDF European Commander: Those turtles that were climbing turtles couldnt climb over the turtle fence!
GDF US Commander: Why?!
GDF Field Commander: It was turtle proof!
GDF US Commander: How?!
GDF European commander: It was 3...hundred meters high.
GDF US Commander: We need a radioactive dinosaur fence-
GDF Field Commander: You shall build a turtle fence!
GDF European Commander: And I dont know if a dinosaur can go over a fence or not
GDF US Commander: Or if a giant monster can swim underneath a yacht -.-'
European and Field commander: Build a turtle fence! Build a turtle fence!
GDF US Commander: The more I drink the more this session is making sense! *suddenly pulls out a beer keg and starts chugging*
GDF European Commander: If turtles are becoming monsters we need a defense!
GDF Field Commander: How shall we protect ourselves?!
GDF European Commander: We shall build a turtle fence!
*Someone in a Bowser costume busts into the session chamber...somehow. Subsequently walks behind the US Commander and starts pelvic thrusting *
GDF European Commander: April fools!
GDF Field Commander: Yes, it was all a joke
GDF US Commander: I...Im going...Im going to do...something *hiccup* GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT TURTLE SUNNAVABITCH *gets up from chair and starts punching the guy in the costume before tackling him to the ground, where more punching ensues*
Guy in costume: STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD HE'S CRAZY GET HIM OFF
GDF European Commander: Oh balls, he's gone and gotten drunk again. Just like last year.
GDF Field Commander: Why do we keep doing this again?
GDF European Commander:...I havent the foggiest.
(bases on this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA )