RPG Topia E-war

[raptor33]

*reaches the MHEW* Here's as good as anywhere, I guess...... *falls asleep*

[Giratina93]

*Fleece begins to crackle with electricity as I stop, turn around before sending thousands of jolts of electricity into the seagulls, electrocuting them as the birds all blwo up from the electricity...*

I'M THE MAREEP, *****!

[The Kingpin]

*a particularly fat seagull collides with Gira, knocking him to the ground, ripping at his face, as hordes of seagulls close in, the cannon firing them a dozen at a time*

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

[Evil Eye]

*Aussie crab is held above the water by a fin*

[Giratina93]

Leave the sheep alone, you sadistic dastards!

*Electricity flies on all directions again, vaporizing the sea gulls, before a amssive thunderbolt slams into the cannon, causing it to overload, before blowing itself up.*

Never mess with the king of sheep!

*Dashes off nito the undergrowth...*

[Evil Eye]

Dude... I control the sheep. Look back a couple ewars, it's true. Or ask CS, Doc, or TT, if they remember

Real sheep. Not your silly pokemon

[Giratina93]

That was long ago, before Monster Hunter Tri. This is a new era, the era of TITANS!

*Zaps EE.*

[The Kingpin]

*explosion of cannon causes it's ammunition to be expelled, a massive cloud of Seagulls being unleashed, their words no longer distinguishable, sounding more like applause, billions of seagulls flying towards Gira, destroying everything in the way*

[Evil Eye]

*Kronos appears*

Did someone say Titan?

[Giratina93]

*Eyes widen for a brief second before the skies darken, titanic thundervolts rain down from the sky, zapping the sea gulls, reducing their number to zip.*

And with that, I need more firepower...

*Form dissinergrates into Anti-matter, before dissapearing into the dust...*

[The Kingpin]

*only a few hundred thousand are wiped out, the quantity hardly effected, though they all suddenly change course, a new Seagull Cannon appearing, the front expanding to ridiculous proportions and sucking them in, before shrinking, several billion complaints coming from within, before slowly ceasing*

stupid sheep...nearly caused a bird-born apocalypse....he should know better than to blow up one of my weapons...

*heads off towards a random health club, in search of a decent swimming pool*

[Evil Eye]

*Swimming pool leaps out of closet, engulfing KP*

[Giratina93]

*Reappears in ISS, a Shrink Ray in hand as I head off in search of Crusher.*

Now, time to turn the King of the island into Spike's personal chewtoy!

*Spots the rex, before taking aim...*

3...2...1... FIRE!

[The Kingpin]

*beam goes right through Crusher, as a recorded message sounding eerily familiar, yet distorted from cross-E-War age*

voice: Whoops! Sorry! Crusher ain't here! he's off chillin with the rest of KPs ISS team over at the Citadel. please leave a message after the beep.....BEEEEEP.........okay...you can talk now.....now...where'd i leave that emergency jar of*CLICK*

*sound cuts off, the Crusher hologram distorting and fading*


*punches swimming pool, making it explode violently*

BAD POOL


*walks off in search of a non living pool to swim in*

[Giratina93]

*Hits fist against rock.*

DAMNIT! Oh well... time to head off to the Citadel to pay Crusher a little visit... so that I can mount his head om my wall!Oh and also rip Norbert's head off for leaving that message...

*Leaps up, a Great jaggi runs beneath me as I land on it, before holding on tight as the raptor-like monster heads straight toward the Citadel...*

*Swimmnig pool appears infront of KP's eyes, with everythnig that he'd ever want...*

[Evil Eye]

*pool has clouds of yellow in it*

Gira, disgusting.

[Giratina93]

*No clouds of yellow exist in pool, instead, an anvil is dropped on EE's head.*

Get your mind uot of the gutter, boy!

[Evil Eye]

*anvil hits Gira*

stop post-correcting =p

[Giratina93]

*Rolls out of the way of the anvil before turning nito an Agnaktor, chattering my teeth away till a Heat Beam fires from my mouth, Vaporizing EE, as I leave the Great Jaggi to feast on what remains of EE, as I head off toward the Citadel via underground...*

[Evil Eye]

*beam turns into water inches before hitting me*

Ahh. Refreshing.