RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

*puts brick wall at the bottom of incline*

hehehe

[Giratina93]

*Due to the ground having turned completly into magma, with a few solid spots around, lands without any pain, swimming circles around TT and his tiny island of safety.*

Perish, mortal scum!

*Heat Beam slams nito TT's back, knocking him face first into the lava sea, Tiffany still watching overhead from a ledge...*

[C S]

*Dumpster plows through the brickwall and over EE like a run away 18 wheeler*


MARIA! STOP THIS CRAZY THING


*continues rolling across the site*

[Evil Eye]

*is one of the hypothetical 18 wheeler's wheels*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Area around the 'island' suddenly cools rapidly, the magma becoming solid rock in mere seconds, trapping Gira around his waist*

I am more the king of cold then Iceking! D:<

*Punches Gira in the face repeatedly, exploiting his trapped position, each blow shattering armor and bone alike*

[C S]

*Dumpster is speeding for a dirt mound*


*Is curled up in a fetal position, shaking as the dumpster is hurdling for oblivion*

[Evil Eye]

*puts portal to oblivion in dumpsters path*



...what? I was trying to HALP!

[Giratina93]

*Body begins to heat up, before a massive explosion rocks the area, blasting TT through three trees, I haul myself free, my tail fan expanding, before I begin to wave it back and forth, powerful winds rocking the area, preventing the Admin from getting close enough to attack me while tree branches, rocks, and the odd cat or two take their toll on him.*

WHen the Civil War comes, I'll have your head mounted on my wall!

[C S]

*dumpster shoots into portal*

*It reappears ontop of the hill top, shooting down the incline at the same speed it was traveling when it went into the portal, basically allowing it to pick up even more speed*


*The lid pops up and I look over the pile of trash, seeing the portals*

.....god damn momentum loops! Destroy the damn portals EE!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Disappears into the trees*

*Reappears on the opposite side of Gira, facing his head*

Fail.

*Smashes an entire tree against Gira's head, causing his head to hit the now-solid lava, cracking the beak even more*

[Giratina93]

*Whirls around, swatting TT across his lower jaw, breaking it completly while sending him flopping against the floor, my head pounds into the solid lava, trying to find a soft spot, before suceeding, I dig into it, swimming in the liquid lava beneath the solid surface, hidden from TT...*

Try and find me, Admin! Before you suceed, your head will be reduced to a pulp!

[Evil Eye]

Hmmm. Yes, right you are, sir.

But the blue, or the orange... THAT is the question.

[C S]

SUNNAVABI-

*Dumpster flies through the portal once more, shooting down the distance from the hill to it near the speed of sound*


SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....

[TyrannoTitan]

*Parries the tail with the tree, knocking it to the side*

*Smashes the tree down on top of the limb, pinning it, preventing Gira from going underground*

Again...fail.

*Leaps over the tree, landing on Gira's back, tearing out one of the bony spines on his back*

[Giratina93]

*Rolls over, knocking both TT and the tree off of me, I dig into the ground, entering the lava beneath, a Heat Beam tears through the ground, engulfing TT before he can react...*

Boom, headshot!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Leaps off Gira's back before he rolls over*

*Punches his underside as he spirals into the ground, causing his body to flop to the opposite side, bending his neck painfully in a direction it shouldn't go*

[Giratina93]

*Lifts self off ground using neck alone, before body-slamming TT before the admin even has a chance to react, piling him into the ground like a nail, the Admin stuck in the hardened lava he made.*

And now, tiem for soem Egg Nog...

*Dasehs off nito a nearby lava river, before leaping in, swimmnig off toward MH E-war...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Sends another punch to Gira's body, counter-acting the momentum of the slam, causing him to once again smash into the ground awkwardly, breaking his neck from the strain on the bone*

Enjoy your life as a paralyzed dinosaur half sunk into molten rock.

*Walks away*

[Giratina93]

*head happens to be laying in the right possision to fire, a Heat Beam fires from my mouth, slamming into the Admin, knocking him into the lava river infront of him.*

...ow. Help, please!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Gira's head is under the rock, and therefore the beam is shot off into the lava below harmlessly*

*Ignores as I keep walking*