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by **Giratina93** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:44 am

*Neck reapirs itself, am no longer paralyzed as I yank myself free from the lava, I glare at the retreating Admin, paying no attention as Tiffany lands beside me.*

You may have won this time... but when the Civil War comes around, you won't be so lucky...

*Turns back into human form as I mount the Rathian, TIffany takes off, flying over TT's head as she heads straight toward the Search Icon...*

Tiffany: THat was actuall yyour ebst perfomance against an Admin...

And it's only going to get better from here on out...

by **Evil Eye** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:47 am

*adds a third portal above the bottom one*

Code: Select all: 0 \---------0 \ | (hill)\ | \ | \ | 0

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:50 am

Wait, I have a little erand I need to do...

*Vanishes, reappearing notop of the real Crusher's head.*

Hola!

*Fires shrink ray, shrinknig the Rex to the size of TT's hand, before teleporting ontop of the Search Icon, Tiffany already there.*

Tiffany: What was it that you did?

I ain't tellin ya!

by **C S** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:51 am

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*Portal shoots into the portal at the bottom of the hill, shooting out the one at the top, flying at the third one*

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

*Grabs onto a rocket that appears in a flash of light, thruster going off, taking me with it as it shoots into the air*

*Dumpster shoots into the ground at the speed of light*

*Big boom*

by **Iceking** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:53 am

*My voice is suddenly heard in Gira's mind, laughter coming before I actually speak.* I shrank Crusher down once and lets just say that when KP found out, it was painful. I hope you have your coffin ready for when he finds out about this.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:54 am

*Punts Gira off the Search Icon*

Hey, even though the fortress isn't there, its still MINE!

*Throws Tiffany off too*

AND TAKE YOUR DAMN CHARACTER D:<

by **Evil Eye** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:54 am

Compy Scavenger wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HE DEFIES THE SYSTEM!
EXECUTION!

by **C S** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:56 am

YOU DEFY THE F*CKING SYSTEM

....How are you still alive again...

...How long does this rocket have fuel for fligh- *Thruster stops firing*

....Piss

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:59 am

*CS is in a guillotine*

FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE TOPIA OF RPG, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: BYPASSING THE CENSOR, YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO DEATH BY GUILLOTINE.

*Off goes his head*

by **C S** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:01 am

Wait how the hell does this work in the air?! *slice*

.....piss....

*head is suddenly reattached to body....which is on a falling rocket*

....I hate rocks...and hard places....Im pretty sure thats an inuendo...

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:02 am

*Lands on Site Logo.8

Oh well... Thsi will work out... Oh, and IK? I can avoid the death you experienced, thanks to a little Deus Ex Machina I have...

by **Evil Eye** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:02 am

*rpgt's head asplodes*

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:02 am

Suddenly, Gira is smacked in the back of the head with a giant catfish, a giant fisherman picks gira up and throws him into his net before beating him with said giant catfish.......

by **Iceking** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:04 am

*My voice laughs in Gira's mind.* Have you forgotten that nothing can save you from KP? You shouldn't even think that MH E-war creatures will save you from him. They'll just ignore you if you mention the webmaster to them because they know that better you face KP's wrath than them.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:06 am

*The me that the fisherman is attacking is a paper mache cutout, the real me being inside the Site Logo...*

Now, whose Character should I shrink now? KP's wrath is horrible indeed, but so is the Deviljho... and people CAN take on Deviljho and win...

by **C S** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:07 am

Wow this thing is taking its sweet time falling...

*poofs up my PSP and starts playing a game as I wait for the inevitable*

by **Iceking** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:11 am

*Gira hears another laugh from me.* Imagine if KP had a Deviljho of his own. That would be truly unstoppable. In fact, I might be willing to provide him one for reasons only the Webmaster and I will know.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:12 am

*Crusher's eyes begin to glow red*

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FORM.

*Crusher grows to his original size, stomping Gira flat*

*Is talking through Crusher*

HOW DARE THEE ATTACK HIM WHILST THE KINGPIN IS AWAY!

*Continues stomping on Gira*

by **Iceking** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:13 am

*I reappear not far from Crusher, laughing as he stomps on Gira.* You sure can bring in alot of humor while enforcing, TT.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:14 am

Its my job.

*Crusher breathes fire at IK*

Oops wrong button.

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