RPG Topia E-war

[TyrannoTitan]

*Crusher chomps onto Gira's hand, ripping it completely off*

*Crusher noms the arm and marker whole*

D:<

*Crusher headbutts the armless Gira into a conveniently placed wall*

[Giratina93]

*Laughs, my body now shrouded in darkness, before a massive spire of rock juts out of the ground, thrusting Crusher high into the air, as I stand up, my body regenerating...*

Now if you escuse me, I have to go and play some MH tri...

*Sits down infront of TV and begins to play...*

[Hopeflower]

*cat pops into existence on TT's shoulder*

Cat: Those damn conveniently placed walls...will they ever run out?

*team of cats scuttles into view from behind the wall and runs off towards a pack of dogs which are carrying wall-building materials*

*the cats leap onto the dogs' backs, ordering them forward to build another random wall*

[Giratina93]

CATS!

*Turns off Wii, before grabbnig my flamethrower, then proceeds to roast the kities and the dogs...*

[Hopeflower]

Cat: He wields flames! Quick! *dramatic point* Put on your sunglasses!

*the cats and dogs put on varying types of sunglasses, including one pair that's neon pink and extremely flashy, continuing on in their quest to build random walls*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Crusher smashes into the ground at the base of the spire, dust shrouding the entire area*

*Dust clears, revealing Crusher wearing CSI-style sunglasses*

YEEAAAH

*Missile barrage obliterates Gira and the TV*

[C S]

*Rocket finally falls the rest of the way back down to the site, plunging into the ocean, a plume of white froth being thrown up by the impact*

Some Cloverfield sh*t...how far up did that thing go anyway-

*Crackling noises eminate from the PSP, the screen becoming pixelated before the image flickers out to nothingness*


....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

*mourns the PSP's death as the rocket and I sink into the dark depths*

[Giratina93]

*Dust fades, revealing my body, as though no harm befell me...*

Ah, the wonders of regen...

*Hand turns into scythe as I swing it at the cats, lobbing their heads off left and right, the same goes for the dogs...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I fly over where gira is in my rodan form before I roast some cats........

[Hopeflower]

*cats jump several feet in the air as the dogs duck and keep going, the cats neatly landing on the backs of the dogs, and thanks to their sunglasses, they remain unroasted*

Cat: Give up! Compared to the random-wall-builders, you're NOTHING!

[Godzilla Forever]

I change back to my godzilla form, my tonnage crushing some under me.

"Oops. Did I do that?"

i swing my sword, decapitating 4 of the kitties......

[Giratina93]

*Keeps swinging scythe, lobbing cats in half left and fight...*

I love a good slaughter in the morning...

[Hopeflower]

*cats squeeze out from under GF unharmed, as the rest of their number continue avoiding the sword and scythe*

Cat: March on, my pretties! *widens eyes slightly and cocks head to the side with a manic grin, the effect quite creepy*

[Godzilla Forever]

I grunt before tossing my axe at the cat leader, the axe hitting it in between the eyes, tearing its head off from the momentum of the throw.

"Nyaknyaknyak......"

I hack another kitty cat in half, singing the meowmix song to me while I do so........

[Hopeflower]

Cat: *still in the same position, with the axe imbedded between its eyes, manic grin still in place*

*the cat GF tried to cut in half rolls to one side and avoids the blow, marching on with its wall-building companions*

[Godzilla Forever]

As the cat moves by, I kick it into a conveniently placed tree.........

[Giratina93]

WHere did this army of cats come from... wait a second... HF must be the leader behind this horde of mongrels...

*Turns into Agnaktor, before firing heat beam into the cat mod, zaporizing them by the dozons...*

[Hopeflower]

*sunglasses prevent the cats from being vaporized, and the cat that was kicked into a tree shoots straight through it, causing it to fall on top of GF and a couple other random cats who squeeze out from underneath perfectly fine*

[Giratina93]

-___- I can tell this is gonna last a little while...

*Digs into the ground, before reapeearing beneath the cat leader, biting onto his legs, before ripping him apart, tossing the remains into the mob of cats...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Grabs cat by the scruff of its fur by its neck before biting onto its head and ripping it off, spitting the head out of my mouth, blood dripping from the stump.

"Mmmmm...... tastes like white meat!!!"

I slash another kitty in half, along with another, before I fly into a rampage, singing the meowmix song like a psychopath.........