RPG Topia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*clocks seem to materialise all around Gira, ticking noisily before liquifying, maintaining their forms but running down the walls and off shelves and steps like liquid, resembling, to a degree, egg yolk, as a ghostly version of the Webmaster's head appears in front of Gira*


fear the chaos that is wrought by *static*

*face distorts into a lookalike of Norbert's, before returning to normal*



*clocks meld together and form a giant frog-shaped statue, the statue looking at Gira, eyes morphing and distorting, as a deep electrical sound begins to resonate throughout the room, similar to the Hypnotoad, as the ghostly Webmaster's head watches on, manipulating the statue*

[Giratina93]

*Sits back, staring at the statues, before bursting uot in laughter.*

You know, if this is supposed to scare me, then I ain't buying it. Crusher scares me mroe than this development...

*Yawns, then begins to roast a marshmellow nifront of the statues...*

[The Kingpin]

*statue walks over to Gira, then sits on him, melting around him and consuming him, before walking off to find G4E or HF, to give them Gira to beat to death, marshmellows and all*

[Giratina93]

*Statue begin to heat up, various parts of it bursting into flames before exploding, sending the now molten slaggy pieces flying everywhere, I land on the ground, still in Agnaktor form...*

It's going to take more than that to put me down...

[Hopeflower]

*is now sprawled on a different couch, staring up at the ceiling and counting the number of spiders that cross it*

...Eight....Am I really so bored that the best I can do is counting spiders?

Cat leader: Apparently so. *bats at one of the spiders, which had made the rather foolish decision to crawl to within his reach*

[The Kingpin]

*liquid clocks reassemble around Gira, carrying him off, his 'agnaktor' identity meaning nothing and therefore having no role in his defense*

[Giratina93]

*Fires heat beam, punching a hole through the liquid clock, I leap through the hole and spiral into the ground, heading back to home base.*

Dang annoying liquid clocks...

[The Kingpin]

*liquid clocks pour down the hole after Gira, morphing into a gun shape*

NEGATIVITY CANNON FIRE

*Cannon launches a liquid clock with a sad smiley face on it, sticking to Gira and sinking in*

[Giratina93]

Oh dear... I have a bad feeling about this...

*Spirals nito the ground, entering a magma river, my body heats up to 12000 degrees, causing the liquid to evaporate out of my body and turn to steam...*

*PING*


I am a useless waste of life....if i am ever reincarnated...i want to be born a slug...i'll be more useful to the world that way...

[The Kingpin]

*evil laugh*


SUCCESS

[Giratina93]

*Looks at previous post, eyes opoing uot of head.*

WHAT THE- Who wrecked my post?! I do NOT want to be a slug! I want to be a mold

*Hides in cave, not wanting to come out...*

Help me!

[Hopeflower]

*pops in a Disturbed CD to keep myself entertained*

Cat leader: Get psycho! I wanna get psycho! *manic grin*

[Evil Eye]

*hurls a spear through a cat for gits n shiggles, which instantaneously explodes and sprays barbecue sauce all over Shadow*

[Giratina93]

*Notices Tiffany entering the cave, the girl sits sown across from me.*

Tiffany: Gira, is there something wrong?

Uh... KP had this wierdo clock infect me with a Negativity cannon, and every once in a while, I'll say something negative about myself... HELP!



can someone kill me please? I am not worthy of being human....let alone a large volcanic serpent.....i should be turned into a beetle instead....a fat black dung beetle...

[The Kingpin]

There's no escaping the Negativity Cannon Gira....once you've been hit....you're doomed...

[Hopeflower]

Cat leader: *pops into exisence in front of Gira* Wish granted! *manic grin as it hawks, gathering a wad of spit, before letting it fly*

*Upon contact, the spit emits a large cloud of foul-smelling purple smoke, engulfing Gira's form, and upon clearing reveals him to have been turned into a dung beetle*

Cat leader: *salutes and pops back to my side and resumes singing Disturbed*

[Giratina93]

KINGPIN! Please cure me of this horror! I don't want to be making myself to be the lowliest of the low...

Tiffany: I know your supposed to be meek and humble, but this is absurd... I'll fix you up soon, Gira... I hope.

My spirit may be weak, but my valor is undaunted, even by the face of evil!

*Turns self into a tiny lizard*

Still humble, yet works wonders!

[TyrannoTitan]

a fat black dung beetle...

Racist D:<

*Crusher is destroying a small fishing village*

[Giratina93]

*Anvil hits Gira ni the head, flattening it, headless body scurrying off before regrowing a head*

I'm not saynig that! I'm so worthless that i pay the dungball i push around to speak for me!


*ball of dung forms in front of me, Dung beetle proceeding to roll it around the site*

*Eyes narrow, before kicking the dung ball away, My body dematerializes, ridding me of the Negativity Cannon's effects, before rematerializing, now as a human, only to be afflicted again.*

I am unworthy of this form....i'd better go to HF...maybe she can turn me into a shrimp.....or a plankton...

[The Kingpin]

indeed...both seem to be better forms for you than that of a human being....


*is scribbling notes from a concealed location, in a chair, with several screens in front of me*