RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

THAT"S ENOUGH!

*Explodes in anger, turning nito a dragonfly, before flying off in the direction of KP's power signature.*

He's having so much fun making me look like an idiot... Oh well, atleast a dragonfly's rather worthless, but not too worthless...

*Follow's KP's power source, Tiffany following me, the girl in raven form.*

Tiffany: Poor Gira... KP's making a mockery of him...


*Gira's wings drop off, causing him to flop onto the ground, wriggling around helplessly*


must find a chicken to feed off me...my body is more use to it than it is to me....

[The Kingpin]

yessss...

*fat, hungry chicken pops into existence in front of Gira, clucking curiously before looking down at him, a hungry look in it's otherwise comically emotionless eyes*

[Giratina93]

I am worthless... Kill me now... I don't have a plan up my sleve...I am chicken fodder... You are the overlord of the chickens..

Tiffany: Gira! You better not have submitted to your fate!

???: NOT SO FAST, VILLAN!

*The wall behind KP explodes, the dust settles, revealing a Koopa wearing a Bowser outfit.*

Koopa: Gwahahahaha! How dare you mock lord Giratina! I, the one and only Koopa King, shall rip your soul from your very being!

*The Koopa leaps forward, drawing out a sword as he stabs at KP...*

[The Kingpin]

*glances at Koopa, impaling it with a hand before it reaches me with it's sword, grabbing the blade, jerking it out of the koopa's hand, uneffected, before pulling my hand free with a sudden jerk, the koopa falling, before being impaled into the ground with the sword, the hole in the wall being closed by the rubble as i sit back down, continuing to revise for a history exam*


stupid...stupid turtles...


*Chicken turns around, sitting on Gira, before taking a dump on him, seeing him as unworthy of being food, before walking off*

[Giratina93]

*The second the chicken sits on me, the Negativity Cannno's energy that entered me begins to stir, before transferring from me to the chicken, I dig nito the ground before gettnig dumped on.*

I love it when a plan comes together. some kool-aid would be nice!

*Koopa Dressed up as Kool-aid man bursts through KP's wall, flattening him like a freight train.*

Koopa: OH YEAH!

[Hopeflower]

Cat leader: O_O MY KOOL-AID MAN SENSES. THEY BURN. *pop*

......That cat worries me sometimes.

Cat leader: *pops back into view in front of the Kool-aid man-Koopa* YOU OWE ME MONEY, B*TCH! *proceeds to beat the koopa to a bloody pulp with a sledge hammer*

[Giratina93]

*Reappears beside Tiffany, happy that I've gotten rid of the Negativity Cannon's effects... for now.l*

Tiffany; Gira... I know KP's the persistant type, and he'll find a way to make the Cannon's effects stick, so...

*The girl stabs me in the neck with a neddle, before injecting some of old Sal's herbs into my bloodstream, giving me immunity to the Negativity Cannon's effects.*

Well, I just hope it works...

Koopa: Owwww...

*Koopa kets back up, before lunging at the cat with a sword on the ground...*

[Hopeflower]

Cat leader: GET PSYCHO! *dodges sword and slams sledgehammer into the koopa's back as it stumbles past him*

[Giratina93]

Koopa: oooh... Now you've made me ANGRY!

*The Koopa retracts it's arms and legs, flames spewing out the holes in it's shell as the turtle slasm into the cat, sedning it flying into one of the computer screens...*

[Hopeflower]

*cat leader bounces off the computer screen and flise back at the koopa, bringing the sledgehammer down like a baseball bat and sending the koopa flying through several walls*

Cat leader: WHERE'S MY MONEY? *froths at the mouth*

[Iceking]

*The Alatreon from earlier watches the Koopa and the cat fight.* Alatreon:If I had any money, it would all go for betting that the cat will win.

[Giratina93]

*Koopa manages to stop itself in the air after crashing through wall #5, before flynig backa t the cat, slammnig hard into it, ebfore grabbing it with his hands, the turtle flying uot of the Webamster's room and over a large lake..*

Koopa: Hasta Luego, Gordo!

*The Koopa retracts his arms, the cat falls nito the lake with a large splash...*

*Is now fishing at the shores of said lake, Tiffany also fishing with me.*

Ahhh... peace and quiet...

[Iceking]

*The Alatreon fires a beam of electricity from the palms of both front paws, electrifying the Koopa and making it fall to the ground.*

[The Kingpin]

*Kool Aid Koopa self destructs the moment it touches my wall, burning to dust in seconds, the wall uneffected, allowing me to study in peace*


*giant fish leaps out and lands in front of Gira, the fish being completely black with red lips*

Fish: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZA BAAAAAAAAAGH


*Gira is reduced to dust by Shoop Da Salmon, which then leaps back into the water*

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant chicken flies overhead and melts gira with acid droppings.......

[Hopeflower]

*cat pops back into my room, clutching his sledgehammer and cackling madly*

... *pauses the music*

...Dare I ask what happened?

Cat leader: The less you know, HF...the better. *manic grin*

...Right. I'm just gonna, you know, go and bash my head off that wall...

[Giratina93]

*Ashes avoid the acidic droppings, before reforming into my human form, a amssive thunderbolt in hand.*

I thought we weren't allowed to bring in named NPC's, Webmaster?

*Hurls thunderbolt, the entire lake becomnig electrified, vaporizing the fish.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I land on top of gira and proceed to beat gira with a stego bone......

OOC: Oops......

[Giratina93]

OOC: I wasn't referring to you and the giant chicken... he's alright... but Shoop Da Salmon ain't...

*G4E is blasted back by my demonic aura the second he touches me, I turn to face him.*

Do not forget that you are dealing with a demon, G4E...

*Leaps into the air, vanishing into the shadows...*

[Iceking]

*The Alatreon keeps it's eyes on the Koopa it just zapped.* Alatreon:Well, are you going to do react or just lay there, turtle?