RPG Topia E-war

[Shadow]

wait a sec *Shifts back to the tennis machine, putting a respawn beacon on it, ensuring it will never run out of onions*

Kay

*Shifts back to the moon, and check weapons, Katana, Shruikens, Missile Launcher, Mortar, EPC Cannon, Concussion Nades, Plasma Rifle, Comet Cannon, Star Hammer, Mech Rocket Launcher, Energy Rifle, ELF Projector, Shocklance, ENuke, Rocket Launcher, Flakgun, Starbust Cannon, Synonium Device, Energy Pack, Sniper Rifle, Laser Rifle, Fusion Mortar, EMP nades, Soul Shield, Spinfusor and Spike Rifle.*

Yeah think that'll do.

[The Kingpin]

*appears next to Shadow, grabbing all his equipment and stuffing it into a sack, before disappearing, an eerie, insane laugh echoing around Shadow for a bit before fading*

[Evil Eye]

Very good. Now pick which three you'll be using
and you may choose three superhero/supervillain's powers.

Since I've been obsessing over x-men lately, I'll pick Pyro, who can manipulate fire, Magneto, who controls metal, and Nightcrawler, who can teleport.
My weapons: Firestarter (doesn't run out, attached to wrist gauntlet), sword, and Nighthawk handgun.

[Shadow]

Your mean KP and you EE but ok.

*Picks up Soul Shield Comet Cannon and the Katana*

Luckily these 3 were in my loadout...

*Comet Cannon holds itself on my shoulder, as I assume a battle stance.*

Ermm
Ima pick Jetpack, Dimension Shifting *Passing through objects* and Magnetic Ionization Reactor =p

[Giratina93]

*Every single onion, peanut, or other food item that;s thrown at me is redirected to the moon, adding on about 4,000 tonnes onto it, covering up Shadow and EE nto the point of crushing them completly, their blood oozing through the smoldering piles of food.*

Next time you two chain-link attack me like that, worse things will happen to you!

[Evil Eye]

*We are completely fine, as we're not on the Earth's moon*

*All three continue to shoot at Gira, smacking him about*

Nice try.

[Giratina93]

*Reappears behind EE, eyes blazing red.*

You have made the great Venerable Gira angry... It was nice not knowing you...

*Grabs EE by the neck, before socking him in the stomach, hard enough to make him kneel over, I smash my foot down on his head, then hurl him into Shadow, sending both of them sprawling over, my arms turnnig into tendrils, the tendrils spiral forward, impaling both Shadow and EE in the chest, before rippnig uot their hearts, both users drop dead from their hearts having been removed.*

And now to resume the cooking channel...

*Brings out a large variety of diffrent foods, wondering which works best with human hearts...*

[Evil Eye]

*Gira's post is completely null and void, as he still has no idea where we are...*

[Godzilla Forever]

EE forgets that you can be anywhere you want in RPGTEW, since he did the same thing to raptor.

"Hypocrites......"

I lunge at IK, vacuum mouth open......

[Giratina93]

Like TT told me earlier, you can meta-game here in RPGTopia... stuff that's supposed to be secretive is still an open book for everyone...

*All the stuff I detailed in my earlier post happens, since I know fully well where EE is.*

And now to get some egg nog.

*Heads off for the nearest supermarket...*

[Evil Eye]

You fail to remember you can basically also do whatever you want, including giving a hidden reason for a voiding a post.

[Godzilla Forever]

Also forgets that he DID THE SAME THING GIRA'S DOING TO HIM WHAT HE DID TO RAPTOR. <_>

Giant chicken flies over EE and poos on him then violently pecks on him.

[Evil Eye]

*chicken farts on G4E*

Yeh, I know I did the same thing, he just didn't void my post.

Gira: You don't know where I am... if I DON'T! HAHA.
But fine, have it your way.

*nothing happens as I'm socked. I snap my fingers; Gira's limbs suddenly fall off him and start beating him up, his torso receiving heavy damage from them*

*Gira finds himself in supermarket WITHOUT EGGNOG*

Mwahaha.

[Godzilla Forever]

I suck up the chicken fart.

"Hmmm...... tangy."

[Evil Eye]

*unplugs G4E*

[Godzilla Forever]

Plugs in autoconnect generator.

"HA."

Blasts EE with vacuum breath.....

[Giratina93]

No egg nog? THIS IS MADNESS!

*Turns into Smithy from Super Mario RPG, bashing my hammer nito the ground.*

Someone's gonna pay for this!

[Godzilla Forever]

I fall on top of gira.

"THIS..... IS..... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

I proceed to dance stupidly........

[Giratina93]

*SLams hammer into G4E, sending him flying off of me and into a wall.*

Someone's gonna have to put our last battle into the Battle Template topic, but I've already put in three for one post... I think it's YOUR TURN!

*Smashes G4E outside the vacuum sack , before hitting him with the hammer, sending him flying over toward the Battle Template's area...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Vacuu-sucks as gira hits me, flinging him into the site logo...........