RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Fireball redirects itself toward G4E before it can hit me, lighting him on fire.*

Now what's with the ganging up on me?

*Dissipates into a dark cloud, the cloud hovering above the area...*

[Shadow]

*Comet Cannon is still hoisted on my shoulder, as I bring my katana slamming into EE's blade, and the Cannon begins to glow blue*

[The Kingpin]

*spots G4E*

awesome. a talking vacuum cleaner...


*grabs G4E and stuffs him into a sack, before taking him to a random chinese store owner*

Store owner: TWENTY DALLORS!

no. 45

Store Owner: THULTY DALLORS!

45.

Store Owner: THULTY FIVE, NO MORE!

40 and you have a deal.

Store Owner: You killing me, kid. Thulty five.

fine. i'll just take the talking vacuum cleaner to your neighbour. i'm sure he'll give me a better deal than you...

Store Owner: ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT! Fohty dallors.

*gives chinaman the sack and leaves with $40*

time for another milkshake...

[Godzilla Forever]

Sucks KP in and grinds him up before shooting him out as a blood filled milkshake and blowing the chinaman up randomly.......

"If yer gonna sell me, make it it $1,000,000,000!!!!"

[The Kingpin]

*reassembles, uneffected*

you want to try and persuade a chinese haggler to spend a billion on a vacuum cleaner that talks?

[Godzilla Forever]

"Could've just killed him."

I fly off to find IK.....

[raptor33]

....well that was pointless. *drives hummer to the MHEW* Nothing like sitting in a hummer with radio and a bazooka.

*watches replay of what I missed* EE having a fair fight? Is that even possible?

[Evil Eye]

FFS, this is the rpgt ewar. There's no such thing as a fair fight here. Get that through your head and stop whining.

*teleports to the side, causing the blade to miss, before bringing my sword forward in a thrust*

[Shadow]

*Dodges and fires a Comet Bolt into EE's face, shifting behind him and slamming another into his back*

[Evil Eye]

*brings sword up to deflect comet bolt, causing it to go back at Shadow*

*it misses as he shifts around*

*whirls around as he shifts, flicking the switch on my wrist, and sending a large stream of fire to stop the comet bolt*

[Shadow]

*Discards the comet cannon, though it is still active.*

Your move

*Readies Katana*

[Evil Eye]

*I raise my hand*

*Shadow's katana is wrenched out of his hand, as if by an invisible force, and floats upward*

*Pointing back at him, it shoots toward him at an angle*

[Iceking]

*I teleport and appear not far from the fight between Shadow and EE.* This fight is going to be very interesting.

[Evil Eye]

*Bubble appears around IK, just in case, so he doesn't interfere, and so that he can breathe*

[Godzilla Forever]

Pops over the fight in anti water armor, since I'm still a vacuum form.......

[raptor33]

*grabs popcorn* This is entertaining.......

*fires bazooka at EE* I'm screwed now. *puts on EE-proof suit* But not anymore! My suit will deflect his powers! *fires again* I meant a semi-fair fight. As in fair in comparison.

[Iceking]

*Even as Raptor tries to fire the rocket, I leap forward and kick the launcher out of his hands.* Oh no you don't!

[Godzilla Forever]

I devoure the rocket launcher and make it into a metallic lamp.

"Here you go!!!

Oh, and doc- when can I turn back?"

[Evil Eye]

Raptor: You were just taking this way too seriously


Hmm. Multiple spectators.

*bubble around IK and raptor disappears*

*giant bubble forms around us all, with an inner bubble forming around me and Shadow to fight in*

[raptor33]

Eh heh... *shoots random objects* But it's boring when we sit here doing nothing.....