RPG Topia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*a click is heard, before a faint thunk sounds out, a long, deep croaking sound being heard as a fat frog smacks slimily into Raptor's face, knocking him to the ground, the frog subsequently hopping off*

bullseye!

*large white seemingly sack-like cannon starts to convulse, poking out of my fedora and pointed at Raptor, the revving of what sounds like a chainsaw audible within it's sack-like form*

[raptor33]

WHAT THE!? OH MY GOD ITS THE WEBMASTER!!!

*fires bazooka* I'm so screwed...... *reloads and fires again*

[Giratina93]

*Is watching Raptor and KP from high up on a cliff ledge, a Koopa beside me, a very bored look on face.*

Sigh... there's little to do here... If I could bring in a plot, I'd be happy, but that's against the rules...Koopa, read to me, my "WHat I'd do if bored" list!

Koopa: YUes, Lord Giratina!

*The Koopa withdraws nito his shell, only to pop back out, the list in hand.*

Koopa: Let's see... "1. cast the majority of users on Site into an RPG world where I am the final boss".

As fun as that sounds, that's a plot. I cannot do that.

Koopa: "2. Sneak into TT's account, an dget rid of the rules for the RPGTopia E-war."

WHat on earth was I thinking when I wrote that? THat's almost certain death! No way in hell am I doing that!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Koopa explodes into a cloud of blood*

Just in case D:<

[raptor33]

........ well this isn't working at all. *leaps for KP with sword drawn* SO MAYBE THIS WILL!

((Yes I know I'm screwed))

[The Kingpin]

*thunk*

*chainsaw tears through both rockets, zooming towards Raptor*

*thunk*

an old, gnarled, smelly boot collides with Raptor, knocking him out of the air, leaving him chewing on the boot

[Giratina93]

*Snaps fingers, a second Koopa pops into existance, the turtle picks up the list from where it dropped.*

Koopa: "3. Host a massive race, Mario Kart style, where users have to team with with one of their characters in a titanic, multi-battle race on Bowser's Castle (Double Dash style)."

Now THAT sounds like alot of fun, though I have my doubts the Admins will allow such a thing. WHat's the last idea?

Koopa: "4. Host a party, like the one the Webmaster was supposed to host at the end of the first Civil War. All are invited, and the main event will be alot of fun..."

Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about! Proceed with building a place worthy for the party! THere shall be no plot to this, but jsut randomness alll around, boy!

*Koopa salutes me, then heads off to gather a few of his friends to help him build a place worthy of a party...*

[Evil Eye]

*list sets on fire*
Not Mario Kart. Mario Kart is a blatant rip-off of possibly the best game invented, ever. CTR.

[The Kingpin]

*a loud buzzing sound is heard, a runaway chainsaw from the Stuff Launcher hurtling right for Gira*

[Giratina93]

*Turns toward the chainsaw, before firing an anti-matter blast at it, exploding the chainsaw into trillions of pieces Anti-matter touching matter having caused the explosion...*

Runaway Chainsaws can kill people... too bad I can, too..

*Several Koopas are already beginning to build the place for th eparty, hauling wood limbs, timbers, and other stuff toward the construction site...*

[The Kingpin]

*a muffled burp is heard*

*thunk*

*L4D Boomer collides with Gira, exploding on impact, a horde of zombies charging after him, splitting off and ripping his party plans apart, killing the Koopas and turning them into zombies, the entire horde now focusing on Gira*

[raptor33]

*is knocked into the RPGs* Mfhfu.*spits out boot* Why the hell DID I do that?

*finds ISS* Well isn't this a nice suprise, my old character Chaos died of thirst. *stares at random hovering phonebook* Okay then. I'm gonna go see what Gira's up to.

((Chaos actually never died, I quit ISS and no one took over the character so I assume he's dead. Otherwise we would have a random named NPC wandering around ISS killing defenseless Hadrosaurs in the rain, now wouldn't we?))

[TyrannoTitan]

I hope you know that (( is basically OOC, without actually saying OOC. This is RPGT E-war...you don't need to say that sh*t out of context, just f*cking say it.

I'll be sure to let Doc know, though.

*A-bomb is dropped onto construction site*

[Shadow]

*Dodges to the side, slamming a side kick in EE's gut, causing him to stop lifting my katana*

Sowwy for the long replies, tis my bad.

[Evil Eye]

No problem =p

*is launched high in the air, flipping over backwards one turn*

*lands on feet and one hand*

*winks at Shadow ; the sword comes sweeping at him from behind, at an angle, slashing across his upper back*

[Giratina93]

*Runs for dear life, climbing up into a tree, the tree surrounded by a moat, a GObul patrolling the moat.*

Come on... I jsut wanted to host a party... but I guess having zombies wreck said party and having the construction Site nuked is a no...

[Iceking]

*The Rathalos from earlier blasts the tree Gira's in with a fireball, setting it aflame.*

[raptor33]

IK, how long have you had that thing hiding?

*fires bazooka at Rathalos* Not. Taking. Chances. With. Flying. Enemies.

[Iceking]

*Rathalos shoots the bazooka shot with another fireball, destroying it at a safe distance, then swoops down and slashes Raptor with it's foot claws, injecting poison into his blood stream.* Rathalos:This is the RPGT E-war. MH creatures such as myself can randomly pop up and attack someone, as can any other creatures short of Kaiju.

[Giratina93]

BURNING TREE!

*Dives off of tree and into the moat, hiding in an underwater cavern, the Gobul patrolling the moat still.*

Say, this would make a nice place to host the party in...

*Whistles, 5 Goombas pop out of the ground and begin construction for the party, putting up banners, making cake, and so on...*