RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

I pop up behind gira and punch him in the face.......

[Giratina93]

owww...

*Body cracks in half, a large 30 inch plasma screen TV falls out of me and onto the ground.*

Tiffany: One more hit, and all those lovely prizes might just come out!

*The Gobul tries to ignore the pain, as it swims into the main moat, the fish descends toward the bottom of the boat, before covering itself with mud, waiting for it's next prey item...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I pull out a paddle bat and swing it towards Gira while the pyramid head and witch claim the TV for themselves........

[Iceking]

*I swing the pipe into Gira a third time, this one slamming into his chest region.*

[Giratina93]

GWAAAAAH!

*Body cracks yet again, and splits in half, truckloads of candy, videogames, movies, tickets to see movies, and game systems fall uot fo my body, an X-box 360 lands on G4E's head, while a Baggi lands on IK's head.*

TIffany: Congratulations! You've won the game!

[Godzilla Forever]

I pick up the 360 and some games, but the pyramid head grabs some movie tickets.

"Hey, punk!! THAT'S MINE!!!"

Me and the PH get into a cartoon style fight.........

[Iceking]

*I teleport the Baggi to the MH E-war, then take off the blindfold and start to gather up the candy, video games, game systems and movies.*

[raptor33]

*teleports behind Gira* Ah, an army against TT? I'm game. What's your plan this time?

*tosses Tiffany a small package* In there is a very, very potent toxin. It's strong enough to take down a user in only 2 posts, and even a moderator would fall eventually. Use it as you see fit, and BE CAREFUL there is absolutely no cure - even though I'm immune to it, I'll still die, but I'll last longer.

Gira, may I suggest you revert to your normal form before you auto-revive and get whacked some more? I'd do it but I have no idea what your real form is. *snaps fingers and concealed turret springs out* What, did you think I would come to the party without protection? After all, I had a minefield...

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: You contradicted yourself.... You said you were immune, yet even you would die... that's impossible anyway you look at it.

*Revives, in my human form.*

Alright, Raptor... Thank you for the toxins... I'll tell you the plan when the next Civil War erupts. I can't tell you it now, cuz there's not supposed to be any plots right now...

[raptor33]

Fair enough. And Tiffany, I'm immune to this toxin normally, but the one I gave you is made to kills mods. It's been added to so many times I doubt anyone short of the Webmaster would survive.

*teleports away to the HummerBase* Hmm..... I'm expecting MaledictisUmbra to show up soon... already invited him to the E-War and my base...

[Iceking]

*I hear what Raptor says to Tiffany and Gira, but pretend to not have noticed while gathering up what I wanted.* I have a few suggestions I could make for another party.

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: Suggestions? How lovely. Anything that can keep the users entertained...

SO long as I'm not on the recieving end of the pain... (He probably heard what Raptor said to me. Best keep my mouth shut about it until the Civil War comes).

[raptor33]

....... *goes into Stasis Chamber to wait for Umbra*

What's taking him so long?

[Giratina93]

*Koopa enters the Statis Chamber, dressed up as Umbra, and looknig exactly like him.*


Koopa: You rang for me?

[Iceking]

My first suggestion would be playing a movie that the majority of the party members agree that they would like to watch. Don't worry, Gira, my idea about another pinata will have a Bullfango getting whacked. It'll make a good pinata because all of the party goers who have played an MH game will tell you that they hate Bullfangos.

[raptor33]

*security systems vaporize koopa*

The stasis chamber is for one person only so anyone else entering is destoryed.

Umbra is also told to say a certain codeword... er... sentence... so I know it's him.

[MaledictisUmbra]

says "HummerBase" then walks in.

looks over to rapter and says nice place you got yere.

[raptor33]

You're doing fine. *teleports behind* Don't worry, I won't slash you. I reserve that for Godzilla.

Anywho, stick around and look at some of the stuff here. See, this E-War is on the website itself, so you could stand on the site logo if you wanted (thus bringing up random chicken attacks.)

Soo.... stick to the base, if somebody attacks just hit the alarm and the turrets will pop out and kill them. I need to go to bed....

RAPTOR OVER AND OUT! *poof of ash as I disolve into nothing* I'll be back tommorrow.... if I can get on before we go camping.

Oh, don't attack anyone yet you'll be slaughtered. They may go easy on you because you're new but Gira (Giratina83) and EE (EvilEye) certainly won't. Be careful out there. And have a hummer, they respawn!

[Giratina93]

*Demonic laughter reigns all over the Statis as a hologram of my face appears before Raptor and Umbra.*

Hologram: Well well well, what do we have here? A newcomer to the E-war... How delightful. I, the ruler of these lands, always enjoy new people here... If you wish to stand a chance against the horrific beings of this E-war, then you can find me in the center of the Site... Have fun at Raptor's place now...

*Hologram dissapears.*

Well, I say that sounds like a very good idea. All I have to do is capture a demonic hog, and hang it from the rope.. BRB!

*Dissapears, having gone out to get me a Bullfango...*

[Shadow]

*Shifts into the Stasis Chamber and tells them both*

Ya you should ignore him, he has a REALLY big ego try not to inflate it =P

*Sits on the ceiling*