RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

"yeah. His' ego's pretty big. Stick with me, IK, or shadow, and we'll teach you good path....."

I sit on the ground sharpening my blade......

[Shadow]

*Pokes G4E*

I'm bored. Wanna fight?

[raptor33]

I only had a "big ego" when I was fighting Godzilla because I as winning. How does beating a member more experiencd than you not inflate someone's ego?

*laughs* The good path? The only "good" path is being an honorable fighter, such as yourself and IK. I respect that. Perhaps Umbra needs to see some combat before heading out into the E-War?

*grabs metal rod* Don't want to cut his arm off now do we? Show me what you got!

[Giratina93]

*Appears inside the Statis Chamber, trying to pin down a Bullfango, before snapping it's neck.*

THANK GOODNESS! Dang pig was getting on my nerves... Oh, and Raptor? I think I should give Umbra some lessons on how to survive the Site and TT's random acts of boredness...

[Shadow]

We were talking about Gira btu ya I'll fight you.

*Leaps at Raptor, punching him in the gut, uppercut kicking his botttom jaw and knocking him back*

[raptor33]

WHAT THE HELL!?!? *whacks shadow with rod* That' a good idea Gira, just don't overdo it! *runs at shadow full speed ramming him in the stomach* I won't kill you, this is just a fight out of boredom, not revenge. *kicks him in the face* Doesn't mean I won't beat you. *whacks his stomach over and over again* Stay down! *puts foot on his stomach* You lose. *let's him go and give him a hummer*

I said I wouldn't kill him and I meant it. We were bored, why do you think I had a rod instead of a sword?

[Shadow]

*Catches rod and slams a foot into raptors gut, knocking him sprawling, also nulling the rest of his rush attack*

[raptor33]

Pfft. I'm not impressed or suprised. *teleports behind him and kicks him* But now I'll turn it up a notch... or five. *teleports away*

Just say when your done and then I'll stop. I expect you to do the same for me... *drops rod* So I see it's unarmed combat? All the more fun... *transforms into raptor* Make your move.

[Shadow]

*Whirls round and catches raptors foot as he goes to kick me, flinging him over my shoulder and unsheathing katana*

Well well well, sword vs claws is fair I think.

[raptor33]

*his a wall ands several ribs crack* You....win...I......surrender. *grabs little white flag and waves it like in cartoons*

*reverts to human form were my bones heal* But seriously, good fight, except for dodging every single attack. It may be the RPGT E-War and you CAN powerplay but it doesn't mean people like it when you do. *gives him a handshake* But it's nice to find someone who exploits loopholes. You're welcome to have one of everything in the base.

[Shadow]

*Giant pile of muffins land on raptor*

I just fight fairly, and I have fast reflexes so ya gotta be really fast or catch me off guard. Just look at me vs HF at page 4 till 20 something of thr E-War. That was epic.

But ya, you like to rush attacks, and teleportation,and I like reflexes and fast agile combat.

[Shadow]

*giant pile of muffins falls on top of Raptor*

I just fight fairly. And I'm really fast and have good reflexces. Look at me vs HF around page 4 of this E-War to see what I'm talkin about

[raptor33]

AHH I HATE MUFFINS!!! *teleports next to shadow* Can you NOT do that?

Argh... I teleport through taking myself apart on an atomic level and reforming within mere yoctoseconds There is no warning you'd have to react so fast (and see less than septillionth of a second I'm gone) that you wouldn't be able to think, just reacting on instinct.

UPDATE FROM THE WEIGHTS AND MEASURES!

yotta, (Y) meaning 10^24 / deci, (d), meaning 10^-1
zetta, (Z), meaning 10^21 / centi, (c), meaning 10^-2
exa, (E), meaning 10^18 / milli, (m), meaning 10^-3
peta, (P), meaning 10^15 / micro, (μ), meaning 10^-6
tera, (T), meaning 10^12 / nano, (n), meaning 10^-9
giga, (G), meaning 10^9 / pico, (p), meaning 10^-12
mega, (M), meaning 10^6 / femto, (f), meaning 10^-15
kilo, (k), meaning 10^3 / atto, (a), meaning 10^-18
hecto, (h), meaning 10^2 / zepto, (z), meaning 10^-21
deka, (da), meaning 10^1 / yocto, (y), meaning 10^-24

[Evil Eye]

Shadow abandoned me

[Shadow]

I hate slow intranet -_-

*Launches into speech about teleportation and dimensions*

I shift through all the dimesnions in milliseconds ^_^

*Shifts a few dozen feet away as aanother pile of muffins fall onto raptor*

[Giratina93]

*Reenters party area, carrying the Bullfango with me.*

Tiffany: Ladies and gentlemen! The next event is about to begin! It's called... BULLFANGO WRESTLING!

[Godzilla Forever]

"BULLFANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I jump into the ring tackling one to the ground and ripping its head off. I then begin to eat it......

[Evil Eye]

*FALCON PUNCH!(punch, punch, punch...!)*
@G4E

[Giratina93]

*The Bullfango G4E kills is one of those old style kiddy toys seen outside stores, where you insert a coin and ride on it for a minute, the real one still being held by me.*

Tiffany: Sheesh... This is supposed to be a fun event, not a speed run!

*Puts the Bullfango in the arena, the pig charges at G4E, tusks ready to gore him...*

[Shadow]

*Giant pile of muffins falls on Tiffany and Gira*