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Postby Iceking » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:29 am

*I catch one of the stalactites with my telekinesis while leaping out of the way of the rest, then hurl it into the Gigginox, the stalactite stabbing into the wyvern's throat and piercing the jungular vein.*
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Postby raptor33 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:38 am

*teleports behind LV*
What're you laughing at? Don't answer that. Just stay still.

*brings out bazooka and shoots at LV* DIE!!!!!
You've lost the game,
The game of life,
So drop your pain,
And leave your strife.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:40 am

*The Gigginox tries to stay up, the wyvern wobblnig back and forth from the fatal blow...*

Tiffany: F*ck! Dang you, Iceking... Ohw ell, I have one last trick up my sleeve!

*Tiffany presses a alrge red button on the joystick, the Gigginox now jsut a mindless dead corpse zombie, Tiffany now in complete control over it via her mind, the undead beast turns a sick pale color, before chargeing at IK, poison brewing from it's mouth...*

Tiffany: MUAHAHAHA! Try this on for size, mortal scum!

I think the power's gone to your head...
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Postby Iceking » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:54 am

*I leap over the charging Gigginox, slashing it's right wing as it passes under me.* I wasn't told that this would happen when I killed the Gigginox.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:30 am

*Tiffany laughs manically, watching from a large screen, the Gigginox slams it's tail upward as it passes beneath IK, smashing him into a cave wall.*

Tiffany: THis is alot of fun! Poor fool doesn't realize it's me whose controlling it! THank you sound-proof walls and a turned off megaphone!

So, the only way Ik can win is by A. hacking the thing into hundreds of ribbons, or B. Knocking YOU unconcious, thus making the Gigginox die?

Tiffany: Yeah, but thankfully, he doesn't know where I am, as well as everyone else! I AM EVIL INCARNATE!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:34 am

*Shoots Tiffany in the head*

EGO DEFLATION GO.

*Tiffany's head deflates until it looks like a withered balloon*

Damn characters thinking they're so great...
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:37 am

*Clay figure of Tiffany is shot, the real TIffany suddenly very afraid.*

Told you all the power was getting to your head... You almost got what Raptoris got when I was trying to expand on his past...

Tiffany: Sheesh... THis is an Event, TT! You don't need the dang eco deflator! Just let me do my stuff here, ALRIGHT?!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:46 am

*Tiffany's head falls off, the clay figure acting as a voodoo doll*

I do believe the event involved killing the Gigginox...which IK did. Then you made it undead and started ranting about your power. So I think what I did was well deserved D:<
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:53 am

*Tiffany grabs her head, then plops it back on her body.*

Tiffany: SHeesh... I can't even have a little bit of fun... Alright, alright... The 3rd event is over, and seeing as Raptor left the event to deal with LV...

*The undead Gigginox falls apart, while G4E and IK are teleported to the main cavern room where the aprty is heald, even more delicious food and prizes nwo on the main table...*

Tiffany: Dang Admins...

Oh well... when an Admin steps in, you know you better listen to them...
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:38 pm

I grab tiffany by the head and tear it off.

"Tsk tsk tsk...... never can listen can you? I think I'll keep your skull as a trophy......."

I proceed to peel the skin off of tiffany's head.......
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:53 pm

*thunk*

*smelly sailor's boot slams into Gira's head, faceplanting him into a wall*

complaints complaints complaints...oh, how i loathe pointless complaints...why is it nobody ever complaints about useful issues? why must al complaints be about random stuff that's already been explained?
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:08 pm

I turn to KP.

"'Cause he is weird like that.

Also, the sign in thing is acting stupid. I click sign me in each time I visit and it logs me out after 2 visits."
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Postby raptor33 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:42 pm

*appears behind G4E* Same here... However, I have to log in twice as well.

*appears behind Gira with popcorn and folding chair* WHOO! HIT HIM WITH ANOTHER BOOT!

*starts chanting*

BOOT TO THE HEAD
BOOT TO THE HEAD
BOOT TO THE HEAD
BOOT TO THE HEAD
You've lost the game,
The game of life,
So drop your pain,
And leave your strife.
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Postby Evil Eye » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:01 pm

*waits for something interesting to happen that can warrant my return to this ewar*
Clarity of thought before rashness of action...
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Postby raptor33 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:20 pm

*appears behind EE and shoots him* Is this interesting? *grabs bazooka*

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Just try and survive! *phonebook starts orbiting EE*

......okay... DIE! *shoots EE with bazooka*
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And leave your strife.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:31 pm

*TIffany's head implodes, sendinbg G4E flying back, TInnany's head reappearing on her neck.*

Tiffany: Okay, okay. Can we please stop it with the beheadings?

Yeah. And I ain't complaining... The next, and final, event will start up shortly... Please enjoy the food ehre in th emeantime...
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Postby Evil Eye » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:39 pm

*Barrel of r33's bazooka warps into a bent shape before he can shoot, causing the bazooka to explode in his hands when he pulls the trigger*
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:51 pm

I proceed to feast on the food set before me............
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:11 am

Tiffany: (Okay, no more BS twisters for this event.) Alright, folks, the final event is about to begin! We need two volunteers, and they have already been chosen by our very own Lord Giratina! THey are: Iceking and G4E! Can you two please step up onto the platform?

*Tiffany backs up, a large light flashing down onto the platform...*
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Postby Iceking » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:12 am

*I walk onto the platform.* Certainly.
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