RPG Topia E-war

[raptor33]

*phonebook appears behind Tiffany* That was uncalled for.

*opens and a laser beam fires* Blame Dr. Ive Kanun, not me!

*I poke my head out of the sand* Hello? IK? You still there?

[Iceking]

*As Raptor pokes his head out, a red lightning bolt suddenly strikes him from above, the heat from the bolt charring him.* I'm still here. Are you done having your atoms bash pointlessly into my electric shield?

[raptor33]

ow...............

*stabs IK in the gut* NEVER!!!!!

*phonebook floats around in the air behind Tiffany....*

[Giratina93]

*More chains pierce the phonebook, binding it in place as pillars of fire erupt from beneath the phonebook, reducing it to molten slag...*

Tiffany: I need a break, and fast...

*Tiffany melts into the shadows, before dissapearing completly...*

*Arm turns into a massive frying pan, before swatting the fireball back into G4E's face, as I then slam the frying pan ontop of G4E's head.*

[Iceking]

*Grabs Raptor's arm as he tries to stab me, then twists it to the right until a snap is heard, the limb now broken.* Your a stubborn one.

[Godzilla Forever]

Stumbles form both blows, before shaking my head and countering with a quick triple slash from my blade, slicing gira's paddle arm into 3 fillets.

[Giratina93]

*Looks at arm, before whacking the stump of it over G4E's head as usual.*

How dare thou wound this sacred arm!

*Shoves arm stump down G4E's throat, causing him to choke on it, the three fillets begin to burst, turning into scorpions, the scorpions begin to leap onto G4E, while stinging him...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I incinerate the arm with a blast of atomic breath before swinging my blade, hacknig off the tails of two scorpions. One stings me, wounding me, before i crush it under my bulk. I prepare for gira's assault with the other scropions........

[Giratina93]

*Steps back, my stump for an arm regrows, only this time now as that of a Crimson Fatalis.*

You've improved quite abit, G4E... however, will your skill save you from what shall happen soon?

*Lunges forward, swimging my dragon hand downward, cutting it across G4E's throat...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I let out a deep roar, the wound dripping blood, but slowly beginning to heal, before I impale my blade through gira's gut.

"GRARG....."

[Evil Eye]

*posts in rpgt ewar*

[TyrannoTitan]

*posts in rpgt ewar*

SPAM!

*EE explodes violently*

[Evil Eye]

NOT SPAM! D=<

*EE implodes serenely*

[TyrannoTitan]

It is spam. It contained three words, didn't have jack sh*t to do with the E-war D:<

*Still explodes*

[Evil Eye]

It contained FOUR words! >=D

and I believe posting in the rpgt ewar counts as to do with the ewar! >.>

*sets live cactus on TT*

[TyrannoTitan]

If you actually had a post, maybe. Not just "IM POSTING HERE HUUUR".

*Eats cactus*

[Evil Eye]

But it created this epic chain of posts involving cacti, so it's ok.

*cactus uses pin needle*

ohshit

[Giratina93]

*Manages to grab the blade with normal hand before it can pierce my gut, blood running down it as I push it backward, causing G4E to stumble back, allowing me to grab his head with my dragon hand, I begin to squeeze hard...*

Feel the pain... FEEL IT!

*Brainwaves begin to bombard TT's mind, putting him under hypnosis, the voices of a few Koopas being heard in his brain...*

Koopa 1: Rebel against the order...

Koopa 2: start a revolution!

Koopa 3: crush the Kingpin with your might!

[The Kingpin]

*a whirring, clicking, rattling, clinking sound is heard as a robotic owl hovers over to the koopas, sitting on the head of one*


RobOwl: whatcha doin? O,O


*Tony is sitting a few miles away with the remote control to his robotic lookalike*

[raptor33]

Nice one IK. And here I thought you lost your touch. We'll meet again... good fight by the way.

*vanishes and reappears in the hummerbase, arm fully healed*

Now let's see... EE's back? Really? OOH THIS 'LL BE FUNN!!!!

*teleports behind EE and pokes him* Hi there. DIE!!! *lets my cat out on EE*