RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

*cactus that's still inside TT pierces through his stomach and dances on his liver*

[Giratina93]

Oh fu-

*The wall of electricity slams into me like a freightrain, my body begins to bloat from the electricity, until it explodes, guts and gore flying everywhere, my head being all that remains as it floats off away from the dragonship, Tiffany and Meta-Ridley also flying after me as I float off.*

You've done well, G4E... Maybe next time, I won't be so preoccupied and actually try and beat you...

[Iceking]

*Turning away from the ship, the Jhen Mohran swims off, heading for another area of the great desert.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I turn into rodan and fly off to the ruins of my fortress to rest up.....

[The Kingpin]

*being vapourised, the chicken ceases to exist, the RobOwl proceeding to fly in a mad dash towards Gira*

[raptor33]

*cactus explodes*
*ash of cactus expodes*
*atoms of ash of cactus explode*
*particles of atoms of ash of cactus split*
*nuclear explosion ensues*

Don't make me angry... you'll beg for mercy when I'm angry...

*eyes start glowing red*
*Dont Stop (InnerPartySystems) starts playing*
*draws sword*

Fight! *fire circles around EE and me and is impassible*
You die either way... *sword catches fire*
*everything outside the fire-wall turns black*

*phonebook reforms behind TT*

Phonebook: Why must thou do that? Thou shallt pay for thy actions post haste.

[Giratina93]

*Head reappears above the ruins of Bowser's Castle, where a group of Sableye are busy repairing it.*

Now what are you fools doing?

Sableye: Lord Gira! We just decided to rebuild Bowser's Castle, but not as a base, for now. It will be more of a place to relax, play games, and there will be an indoor arena for you to fight people... However, we're afraid it'll take a few posts to completely rebuild...

No worry, then. Keep up the good work...

MR: Lord Gira, is there anything you'd like to do?

No. I'mm fresh out of ideas... I just used up the last of them...

[Evil Eye]

*cactus is perfectly fine*

*pie emerges and hits raptor in the face*

*walks out of fire, unscathed*

[raptor33]

*pie turns around seeing my death stare*
*giant hole opens under EE and he falls*
*hole closes*

YOUR FIRED!!! *laughs manically*
*teleports behind Gira*

....... Have you thought of having another party? Brilliant that was. Even beter, host in a torture chamber. Oh, and heres mah cat.

*kitten appears behind Gira and jumps on him, wanting to be petted and cuddled* Awww he likes you. You can tell. He got really sharp claws.

[Evil Eye]

*opposing hole opens in the skye, as I fall through it*

Whoo that was fun

[TyrannoTitan]

*Portal appears in ISS*

*Falls face first onto ground in the RPG*

Ow...

*Darkness walks over holding a cup of coffee, wearing reading glasses*

Darkness: ...what are you do-

*Covers his mouth, spilling the coffee onto him in the process*

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHH.

*Darkness is trying to break free, the coffee burning him, yet he cannot yell*

*Releases him when he calms down*

Darkness: ....I hate you.

*Is not paying attention*

[raptor33]

*phonebook appears in ISS and floats randomly around, banging into trees*

This is not within my programing. Perhaps the locals of this landeth may knoweth where I am...

*phonebook slams into a tree and explodes in a firey burst of energy*

*I show up in the crater*

Okay, that, is lame. First my robot phonebook explodes, and now I'm in ISS. Good thing I can go backwards in pages now, albeit I either go back all the way or just a little bit...

*goes to the first page of ISS and kills Scar*

MAN I LOVE PARADOXES.
Soo..... if scar doesnt exist anymore, then shadow would take over LONG before they meet crusher, causing the pack to perish and die, shadow running them into the ground, as well as exile and blade never joining or seeing each other...... and the pack exiling sharpclaw after darkness tries to kill her, because they dont want a liablity, so she would die....... oh mah god. Crusher would never go to the cave.... Chomper wouldn't be there...... THE GIGA WOULDNT KILL HIM! But then Crusher wouldnt really have a reason to kill him........ so he'd lose the fight, and then they would all die, Hunter possibly surviving, to eventually avenge the death of his father, then be killed by Thrasher, who still survives as Crusher would be dead before attacking him and....

OWWWWWWW...........
My head hurts...

[Giratina93]

*TUrns to face the Kitten, a very bored look on face as I pick it up gently, then put it in MR's hands, the cyborg dragon begins to take care of it, trying to make it as happy as possible, my body now having regenerated...*

Tiffany: Do you atleast have a plan for the next civil War, if it ever shows up?

Yeah, I do... I just hope I don't forget it by the time TT decides it's time...



MR: Uh, how do you take care of cats?

[raptor33]

*the REAL phonebook shows up*

Why, thou art to feedeth them cat feed and then thou art to supply them with litter boxes for their droppings. Also, they despiseth water, although they must drinketh it to survive.

Thou doth understandeth yet? Here, have a large book on raising the kittens.

*large How-To-Raise-Kittens book appears on the floor*

*I reappear and see mass chaos within ISS*

One, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!? ALL I DID WAS SHOOT SCAR ON THE FIRST PAGE!!!

And two, man that book really needs to stop the fail Shakespherian accent.... it's getting annoying.

[Giratina93]

MR: Gee, thanks... I wish the real Ridley was here to deal with this mess, and not me...

*The cyborgbegins to take care of the kitten using master techniques, treating it with the upmost care...*

*Massive hologram of myself appears above RR's head.*

Oh, you mean this mess? This was all caused by a Deviljho...

*Large Deviljho runs around NYC, looking for crusher while wrecking **** up.*

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog sees the Deviljho and readies himself for battle.

"What is this abomination that threatens my home?!"

the giganotosaurus roars and charges the Deviljho......

[TyrannoTitan]

*Raptor explodes randomly*

*Paradox is reversed*

Fail raptor. Fail.

[Giratina93]

*The large Deviljho waits till the last moment, then swings his head into GOthmog's side, sending the smaller theropod rolling on it's side, the beast's maw drooling as it leaps upon Gothmog, craving for his flesh...*

[Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ]

*rises from the ground behind Gira*

*throws him a pie by the head*

Hellooo Giraaa ^^ You want apple pie my friend?
Hey wait... it's not apple pie... it's CHERRY pie! Yuck! DO NOT WANT. *throws the pie at Gira*

[Giratina93]

*Both pies suddenly hault a few inches from the back of my head, before exploding all over the place as I turn to face Spinax.*

What do we have here? A fool whom wishes to challenge me. Very well. This time, I'm fighting at full force...

*Vanishes, only to reapppear behind Spinax, my dragon hand begins to glow green as I swing it upward, aiming for the back of her head...*