RPG Topia E-war

[TyrannoTitan]

Good...

*Lowers the blade*

Now you may choose how to show your dedication...

*Points the blade out to the land beyond the Cathedral, which is slowly turning a sickly blackened color*

Blood for the blood god...skulls for the skull throne. Remember those words.

[Iceking]

*I nod to TT.* I will spill the blood of the defenders in the name of the blood god. *Out of the opened portal, the Cerberus are now joined by zombies that are visibly different from the normal type seen in a RE game, these having redish skin, white eyes and claws on their hands and feet. The Crimson heads flex their claws, eager to use them to spill blood.*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Nods to IK before turning back to the view of Sorna, watching as crowds of followers surround the Cathedral*

[Iceking]

*The numbers of Cerberus and Crimson heads continue to rise as they keep coming out of the portal, T-virus infected crows now joining them. I stand up and reach into my pocket, taking out a G-virus sample.* Oh how I'm going to look forward to turning many of the opposition into bio-weapons for us to use.

[Giratina93]

*Dark clouds begin to gather in the sky, Thunder and lightning clashing as hundreds of airships descend all around Bowser's castle, the ship's cannons fire at us, Me, Tiffany, Minene, and Ridley all leap out of the way as the entire area is bombarded, airships being seen as far as the eye can see in every direction, a massive UFO appears above the main castle...*

What on earth is going on here...

Minene: I don't kno-

*Minene suddenly finds ehrself enveloped in a blue lightfrom the UFO, the girl is teleported up into the spacecraft before I can save her, the UFO's three orbs on it's underside turn yellow as they fire lasers around the castle, not touching it as they make a circle around it...*

[raptor33]

*looks up* I will have to get that hole fixed...

Phonebook: Master, art thou not worried about the end of thy world?

ENOUGH WITH THE SHAKESPEARE ALREADY!! *sets book on fire*

ITS A CIVIL WAR DAMMIT. CANT YOU READ THE SIGNS?!

Phonebook: That was uncalled for master. *doesnt burn* Civil war? Doth thou wisheth to enlighten me?

*sets book on fire again*
One, WHY WONT YOU BURN, and two, it's effectively the only plot to ever grace this topic....

*my character from Dreamer E-War appears*

*face-wall* Man I really need to get into more than one E-War...

Chaos: You said it....

*face-wall* SHUT UP I NEED TO THINK.

*lightbulb-over-head*
I GOT IT! I'll raise an unstoppable army of Hummer-bots! NOTHING WILL STOP ME! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Phonebook: Thou art insane. Thou knoweth this, right?

Me and Chaos: NO MORE SHAKESPEARIAN ACCENT!

*hummers start shifting into robots armed with plasma cannons and lasers.*
*hummerjets and subs become their respective robots*

....

Chaos: Now what?

IM THINKING!

Phonebook: Doth thou consider to sendeth an army to assualt the source of this power?

Chaos: Now I know why my lexicon doesn't talk.....

Phonebook: Because that would maketh a character, correct?

Chaos: Um..... yes.. that and I don't want a shakespearian accent-ed Dream.

SHUT UP THEIR NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

Chaos: It's the E-War. We metagame.

Still.......

Phonebook: Doth we taketh a whole page for our own uses?

Me and Chaos: SHUT UP AND GET IN A ROBOT!

*me, Chaos, and the Phonebook all jump into robots and use the manual overide command*

Nothing like being in giant battle robots, right?

Chaos: You know you're never enter the Transformers E-War, so why use transforming robots?

BECAUSE ITS COOL YOU NIMROD.

Phonebook: Man I wish I had hands to facepalm with..... oh wait, I do!
*robot facepalm*

Me and Chaos: Wait! DID HE JUST SPEAK NORMAL!?!

Phonebook: I doth not know what thou art talking about...

Chaos: Okay........

ARE WE GONNA TAKE UP 5 POSTS SPACE OR ARE WE GONNA GO AND FIGHT THAT DAMN CITADEL!?

*radio goes out to Gira*
Remember our deal? Reinforcements are on the way, as well as uber-toxic admin-killing poison!

[Godzilla Forever]

"DAMN YOU, DEMONS!!! The powers of heaven shall rend upon this day to destroy the forces of darkness!!!"

Gothmog quickly disappears from ISS and is teleported directly into my fortress. I turn back into Godzilla and slowly begin to open a portal.

"The time is at hand again........."

The first to flock to my side is Draco and Kronos and Lehra. The next few to come are Khorne, Abaddon, and my other rarely used characters. Finally, from the portal, comes forth Blaze and Tina. I shake hands with both.

"It has been a long time, hasn't it?"

Blaze: "Indeed it has been."

tina: "I can't WAIT to crack some skulls again!"

I nod and my group slowly begins to rebuild my fortress to what it once was....

[raptor33]

*Chaos appears randomly infront of Draco*

Chaos: OH COME ON YOU AGAIN!? I thought I was done with you! AHH.
......I hope your not still mad at me for shooting your head at point-blank are you.....?

*I laugh loudly*

Man I love the eject button!

Phonebook: Doth thou mean... THIS BUTTON!?

Oh sh*t.

*BOOOOM*

THAT WAS THE NUKE BUTTON YOU IDIOT!!!

Phonebook: Sorry........master, thy enemies will surely kill thou, no?

I can't understand a word you're saying.......

[Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ]

*rises from the ground behind Raptor, sets her leg on fire and kicks his butt with it*

[Giratina93]

*Gladly takes the toxin from Raptor, before demonic laughter reigns all over the Site, one of the airships brings itself to the ground, a large imposing figure strides up onto the bow of the airship, Bowser in all his evil glory, smoke billowing from his nostrils.*

Bowser: GUAHAHA! It' sbeen too long, Giratina... way too long... Now, the Site shall suffer as the forces of Master TItanus swamp over the land! No life shall remain as they consume all in their path! And I? I am the one whom will prepare the land for his conquest!

*The Koopa King leaps off the airship and swipes at me, I duck just in the nick of time, the koopa's claws missing my face by meer inches, I slam my fist into his side, knocking Bowser onto his back...*

[raptor33]

*teleports behind spinax before she can kick me*

Ah ah ah..... you didn't say the magic word! *shots her with poison dart*

You'll be dead shortly...... very shortly.... *fires 3 more poisoned darts at her*

Phonebook: Who doth thou have to shooteh spinax, when clearly she art not a threat to thyself??

STFU AND BURN HER.

*phonebook casts Fire, final fantasy style*

[Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ]

*absorbs the fire and poison darts do absolutely nothing as they crash on my armor*

*laughs evily and leaps on Raptor, pinning him to the ground as I set my arm on fire, ready to hit him with it...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Draco smiles at Chaos. "Not a problem my friend. We can be brothers in arms in this coming conflict..."

The fortress is slowly becoming complete, as I enter my lab and prepare my wrist blades and add the magic black katana to my sheath.

"What are you doing, master?"

I smile at blaze.

"Preparing for war."

I open up a curtain behind me, revealing the few remaining Machina engineers building a large missile.

"What is it, master?"

"It is my secret weapon against TT. It is full of assimilator fluid and will unleash the assimilator creatures upon the armies of TT. I have multiple missiels full of them, this one is simply my largest one. It has been here since before the restarting."

"I see..... that should leave a bruise."

"Indeed. And once I get my armies here, I shall be prepared......."

As I say this, Mortum opens up a portal, preparing for my armies to come forth.......

[raptor33]

Chaos: Oh don't worry Draco... I'm on whatever side your on.....
since I don't actually have I side......

Me: SUBSITUTION JUTSU! *book appears in my place, on fire*

They said fight fire with fire. I did so.

Phonebook: NOT FAIR MASTER. NOT FAIR AT ALL! WHY LET THE WENCH POUNDETH ME INTO PULP!?

Me: Becuase you regenerate mid-fight. I have to go back to the hummerbase everytime I die. And fire hurts!

Phonebook: I wll strangle you if I ever get arms.

[Iceking]

*The Cerberus, crimson heads and T-virus infected crows are now joined by Ma-121 alpha and Beta hunters, the reptillian creatures leaping out of the portal and adding to the army of RE creatures rapidly growing. I turn and walk into TT's fortress.* Until the enemies make a move, I'm going to be performing some experiments to create new bio weapons out of creatures.*

[Godzilla Forever]

Draco speaks to Chaos. "You should tell your master to join G4E, KP, and Doc. We will try and keep TT from conquering for now."

After a few minutes, an army of Uruks, Machina, Trolls, and demons emerge from the portal before marching down into my fort's courtyard. Within a few minutes, my fortress is completely rebuilt.

Within my lab, a cloning machine rests. Planning to use it, I walk into it....

Earth elementals rise from the earth, ready to head out for war...

Saphire and Grond fly up next to the Alatreon.

"It appears a call to arms as come..."

"Yes..... we would love to help."

[Iceking]

*Reaching a room within TT's fortress, I snap my fingers, causing a sample of the T and Uroburos viruses to appear before me.* These will do nicely. *Begins to get to work, intending to create a single virus from all three samples, then use the new virus for experiments.* *The Alatreon nods to Saphire and Grond.* Alatreon:I am happy that you two are eager to help out. For now, TT's forces haven't done anything, so we should wait until they make a move, then we'll make our own.

[raptor33]

*robotic spy book sees RE has been brought into this*

Great..... lemme guess, T-Virus? What about Las Plaga? T-Veronica Virus? Wesker? Jill? Chris? Alexia? El Gigante? Cephalos?

*tries to break a transformation restrainer implanted in my brain*

WHACK MY HEAD AS HARD AS YOU CAN. SHARP OBJECTS IF POSSIBLE.

Phonebook: What art thou doing?

TRYING TO BREAK THE RAPTOR-ONLY SETTING ON THE TRANSFORMER MATRIX, WHAT DO YA THINK!?

Chaos: .......... okay that's really stupid man. QUIT HITTING YOUR HEAD!

THEN YOU HIT IT!

Chaos: .......

[Shadow]

*is sitting on random rock, looking from left to right to left again*

Woah, Civil war...who should ah fight for? o.O

[Godzilla Forever]

Uber chicken pops up behind Shadow.

"Join the alliance against TT!"

Draco nods slowly.

"Yes. So far, TT only has one ally, but he almost always can fight with the best of us and almost always win...."

Saphire and Grond nod before waiting, an army of Rathalos quickly joining alongside Saphire......