RPG Topia E-war

[Shadow]

you don't sound very confident ya know.

*Rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmmm decisions decisions...

[Iceking]

*The Predalien that helped Tina in the previous E-war arrives at G4E's fortress and knocks on the gate.* Predalien:I helped Tina and her allies in the past and I shall help them once again.

[raptor33]

*phonebook reforms near Gira and sets Bowser on fire*

Phonebook: I pledge allegiance to you, Lord Gira. I have left my former master and now seek to join you...

Me: Yeah we totally saw that coming. I mean, really, ever since he came back from Tiffany, he's be acting weird....

Chaos: Agreed....
Also, I stand by G4E in this war, not you. Bye bye!

NOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS! I AM YOUR MAST----- Oh crud *is sucked into black hole*

*I appear behind the chicken*

NOT YOU AGAIN! *fires bazooka at chicken*
Sorry I learned to hate chickens......

[Godzilla Forever]

Tina opens the gate to the fortress.

"Ah, my predalien friend! It is good to see a friendly face other than Blaze's after this long while."

She escorts the predalien into the fortress.

The chicken grunts.

"Join the alliance against TT now!"

[raptor33]

Chaos: I don't trust it.... IK is with TT this time, after all.........

Me: Darn.... at least it's not going after me......

Phonebook: ..... Lord Gira?

[Shadow]

This is a tough decision =P

[Godzilla Forever]

Tina turns to Chaos.

"This thing was my friend before I had even met you, chaos."

i emerge from the clone machine, 10 clones emerging behind me, each looking like this:

http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/g94a.jpg

"Alright, my clones- you will be my generals below Blaze and Tina. Now, go to the armory and retrieve your weapons."

The clones nod and head towards the armory to retrieve their weapons, where my other chars are being armored up.......

[raptor33]

Xlthuapec......

JOIN G4E NOW!

Chaos: Oh...... *facepalm*

[Shadow]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lemme think it over xP

[Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ]

*pokes out of the ground behind G4E*

We're here to join you. Me and my little pet...

Spinax: *head emerges from the ground, me sitting on it, he snarls looking at G4E*

[Iceking]

*The Predalien nods to Tina.* It is good to see you again, Tina. Things certainly were quiet until TT decided to declare this war. Now I'm eager to help the defenders. *The Alatreon glances at Saphire and Grond.* Alatreon:I've directed the Laos and Gao Rens to make a stop by your master's fort so as to armor up and be used like mobile forts. I'm sure your master has some good weapons to mount on them.

[raptor33]

*me and chaos both do simulatneous facepalms*

Phonebook: LORD GIRA? ARE YOU SLEEPING!? WAKE UP!!!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Facepalm*

Darkness: You couldn't have expected anything less.

I know...I know...and every time it happens, this stupidity never ceases to surprise me.

Darkness: Always a few who don't take civil wars seriously.

Indeed.

*Traitor Legions appear from the Warp, the power-armor equipped marines marching into the ISS jungle, which is now almost completely corrupt*

Darkness: Where to now?

Anywhere.

Darkness: ...?

Portals, my dear friend. Portals.

*Meanwhile, in a courtyard at the back of the Cathedral, a group of Tzeetch Sorcerers work to summon a powerful entity onto the site*

[Iceking]

*Has now finished my work on creating a new virus from the T, G and Uroburos samples.* Excellent. Everything is going according to plan. Now, I just need a test subject for the virus. *Opens a portal to the AVP universe, an Xenomorph Ravager exiled from it's hive walking out of it and into TT's fort, the creature now standing in front of me. Walking forward, I raise the needle and pierce it into the creature's right arm, injecting the virus into the Ravager.*

[raptor33]

*transmission to IK*
I suggest you add that to my toxins. Much more effective. You can find a barrel behind you.

*barrel full of R-Virus appears*
Yes, mix with that... then run for cover before your subject kills you all.
And it's actually quite easy to send a radio then for me to teleport. The civil war is making teleportation..... inaccurate.

*Chaos facepalm*
Chaos: Why the hell are you helping him?

I'm not... it'll kill him. I mean who the hell could deal with that irresversable, admin-killing, disaterous, living, intelligent poison? You have any idea how hard it is to contain a virus with a brain?

[Iceking]

*Waves hand, the barrels vanishing the instant they appear. My voice is then heard in Raptor's mind.* Did you really think I would use a bio weapon creating virus not created by me or TT? Your attempts to turn my experiment against me and TT are futile.

[TyrannoTitan]

*Warp energies around the Cathedral prevent the barrel from appearing, instead causing it to explode violently near raptor*

They never learn...you can't just make sh*t appear in a civil war!

Darkness: Again, did you expect anything less?!

[raptor33]

Oh sh*t.

Chaos: I TOLD YOU! YOU CANT TELEPORT ANYTHING YOU IDIOT!

*facepalm*

Then I'll have to have a hummer jet carry it... *pushes button on remote*

Chaos: And what happens if you run out? The regenerator is down.

......
*hummerjet tunnels out of ground and starts carrying barrels to drop on IK's location*

Chaos: Um...... your glowing.

Ah crud.... *transforms into raptor* Well that should stop it..... I hope.

Chaos: Yeah..... just keep our mouth away, last time I checked, that was Las Plagas...... KEEP YOUR FREAKING PLAGA AWAY MAN!!! *shots me*

Ow...... you nimrod! That'll make it come out faster!

Chaos: STFU.

[Evil Eye]

I march on the gate of TT's stronghold, as a hooded black figure legions of Haradrim, Corsairs, and other twisted fiends behind me, The Phoenix circling above.

[Iceking]

*Looks at the Xenomorph Ravager, which has now mutated greatly following the injection of the virus into it's body. The creature now has four arms, the upper ones being larger and having large claws on them, similar to the ones seen on the upper arms of Willian Birkin in his third G-virus mutation, the hull blades on the arms being pushed to the sides, although still being retractable. the lower arms are the size of a Xenomorph queen's main arms and have knife like claws. The Xeno has now also grown taller, now taller than a queen. It's tail now has spikes running down the sides like those of a stegosaurus, the tail blade now having a saw edged apperance. The creature's teeth have also grown sharper, now slightly larger than they were prior to the mutation.* Excellent. This experiment is looking promising. But why stop here? The late Krauser has given me an idea. *Takes out another injecter from pocket and motions for the Xeno to lower it's neck to me, which it does. Once this happens, I inject the content of the injector into the mutant.* Master Plaga sample. I ought to thank the late Ossmund Saddler for leaving behind notes of the experiments he conducted with his own Plagas.