RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Ridley and Tiffany manage to leap back,barely dodging the blow, I'm not so lucky, and have said gash.*

Is there something you'd like, TT? How about a pizza, or maybe some vanilla ice cream?

*My two NPC's head off into the castle, leaving me with the Admin, uncertain as to his intentions...*

*The airship fleet continues to bombard G4E's fortress, the gyaos swarms swoop down upon the soldiers, rippnig them apart, flesh and metal alike, the eagle warriors and machina also being shreaded by the Gyaos as they direct attention to themselves, Bowser, Kraid and Yuna all watching from the highest spire of the Dark Fortress.*

Bowser: Good... soon, the Site will be TT's, as I defeat all the good guys one by one... in no order in particular. G4E will be first, then raptor, then Gira, and so on until KP will be all that's left...Ik and EE won't have to worry bout much as we, the forces of evil, reign supreme!

*Bowser laughs, only to notice a faint light move off into the distance, the light being the glow of spiritual power....*

Yuna: GOod going, bakka. Now you've made her realize we're the bad guys... No wonder everyone here seems to hate you...

[TyrannoTitan]

No.

*Swings the axe down, hacking off Gira's left arm*

I want you to die D:<

[Giratina93]

*Keeps staring at TT, my lobbed off arm begins to sweel, befor eturning into a massive serpent with a forked tail, the snake demon lunges at the Admin, befor ewrapping itself around him, my own arm regenerates as I walk into Bowser's castle...*

So sorry, TT, but I have important business to take care of. Maybe my little friend Moruro can take care of you whiel I do my thing...

*The castle's gates clsoe, before the castle itself is sucked into a worm hole, Moruro begisn to bite onto the Admin's head armor, crushing it with his strong jaws.*

Moruro: Your flesh... I SAVOR YOUR FLESH!

Bowser: I'll be back in a little bit... I need time to think...

*The Koopa King leaps off the spire, landing on the ground with a heavy thud, before walking toward KP's Citadel, ready to fight him once again...*

[Evil Eye]

I lead a legion of Haradrim, the perfect siege warriors, toward the fanfic section.

As we reach there, the massive Oliphaunts begin to form a perimeter around G4E's castle, close to preventing anything from getting in or out, ready to fight off his inevitable resistance.

[TyrannoTitan]

*Whirls around as the used-to-be limb attacks, hacking it into innumerable pieces*

I'm not KP...I don't play games.

*Hurls the axe at Gira's back, the blade piercing square in the middle of his back, causing him, the real him, not a clone, not an illusion, not a robot, not a cyborg, to explode in an enormous cloud of gore*

*The attack also causes all cloning facilities owned by Gira to detonate...for some reason*

*Axe clatters to the ground in the crater that was once Gira*

*Grabs the weapon and walks toward the castle*

[Iceking]

*Sensing that Gira has been destroyed, my voice is heard in TT's mind.* Have you already taken steps to be certain that he won't be returning after you struck him down?

[Giratina93]

*Revives, now back ontop of the mountain.*

DANG YOU! trying to kill me off so early in the war... I'mma survivor! Wait a sec... THE CASTLE AIN'T HERE! good thing I gave my soul to a demon long ago...

*Heads off in the direction of the castle, looking for it...*

[TyrannoTitan]

Evidently not...

*Disappears in a flash of light, reappearing in FRPG*

[The Kingpin]

Bowser's heading towards the Citadel...orders?


blow him the **** up. simple enough?



absolutely


*the Citadel's numerous turrets swivel around to lock on Bowser, whirring sounds being heard as the rail cannons charge up, glowing a dull blue*



stupid turtle...

[Giratina93]

*Reappears deep inside Bowser's Castle, said castle not too far away from KP's Citadel, a new flag, one for KP, now waving ontop of it, Ridley and Tiffany both there to greet, me, as well as several Sharpclaw and Spacepirates...*

Tiffany: Good to see you still alive...

Yeah... now, about taking on the forcess of evil, whom should we start with?

Ridley: KP said he had Bowser taken care of, so we should start with EE's forces... then move on to IK's...

*The three of us cheer as the new security system activates, a more powerful barrier activates, as well as countless turrets rising up all over the place.*

It won't stop TT, but it might stop anyone else... especially Bowser.

*Waves hand forward, several Engineers begin to construct more UNSC vehicles, whiel the Space Pirates and Sharpclaws gather up..*

*King Bowser stops, now in view of the Citadel and almost touching it's shield, the Koopa King feeling a little suicidal.*

Bowser: I know your in there, Webmaster... come out and face me!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Swings the axe back and forth, cutting a swath of destruction through the already partially burnt forests of FRPG, trees being cut to ribbons with each swing*

[The Kingpin]

*Bowser's limbs are blown off, massive craters in the ground around him, the booms of the railgun rounds breaking the sound barrier only audible after impact from the sheer speed of the projectiles, as Bowser is left on the ground, limbless*


*the Webmaster is seen walking towards the end of the barrier, clapping mockingly*

way to go, Bowser. just like that you've broken the world record for victim of fastest limb dismemberment ever. feeling privileged? you should be...

[Giratina93]

*The Koopa King's body hover sinto the air, his arms and legs regenerate as he roars for the Kingpin's blood.*

Bowser: Hey... guess what, Kingpin! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!

*The great Koopa King prepares himself, flames gathering in his mouth as he prepares to fight the Webmaster...*

*Kraid and Yuna watch from the Dark Fortress, the former slapping himsefl across the face.*

Kraid: I guess Bowser's gotten tired o fbeing here already...

Yuna: No matter. for now, we shall sstrike down G4E first...

[The Kingpin]

oh please, stop with the epic failspeeches. you haven't got an icicle's chance in hell at making a decent one. just start fighting and be done with it...


*walks sideways around Bowser, out of the shield, watching his move, expecting an attack at any moment*

[Giratina93]

Bowser: Fine. Let's fight.

*The Koopa King rolls up into a sphere, before rolling right at the Webmaster, the great turtle runs over him, flattening him like a pancake as he rolls by for another go...*

Alright forces.. .time to RAWK!

*Another vehicular convoy, this time only being 1/10th of my total army, heads off toward the Fan Fic sction, the Wolverines in back rady to open fire on anything that might attack...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The machina press on their attack, firing upon the beings in the sky, managing to down some of them, A loud roar appearing behind the fleet as Destroyah and a horde of kryll swarm down form the heavens and begin to cleave into the fleet....

Trolls push their way through my gates and begi nto charge the army of EE, Uruks and various other soldiers firing on them as well, Earth elementals coming out to fight the Haradrim army...

Blaze pirks up, as if something is wrong.

"We must return to base. Quickly, now."

the army turns around, heading back to the fanfic section.....

[Iceking]

*The Predalien turns and begins to follow Blaze.* Predalien:You have the feeling that something is amiss?

[Godzilla Forever]

"Yes.... it has been too quiet everywhere else..... no threats to anyone but gira... no attacks on E-wars or RPGs recently.... however, I feel a disturbance in the Single writer's fiction section..... my home...."

the army continues its march.....

tina's army reaches the edge of the Randomn fun section and begisn to head elsewhere, not knowing of the danger back home.

"Elite, do you see anytihng?" Tina asks.

[Iceking]

*The Elite uses the zoom mode of the suit's visor to scan the area, nothing unusual showing up.* Elite:No signs of any hostiles yet. *The Predalien nods to Blaze.* Predalien:It is indeed odd that other than FRPG, everywhere else has been quiet.

[Godzilla Forever]

Blaze's army continues its march....

Tina nods to the elite.

"I see. It appears tranquil here. We must keep moving..."