RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

Yeah... well, the bullets from me and shardnel from that tank shell have been removed, so you won't bee feeling that metal and those scraps in your body while moving...

[Godzilla Forever]

I draw my sword and ready my secondary axe.

Don't threaten me. Now, ask nicely, and I'll let you play.

[UndeadRaptor]

Sniper: Could we please play the Xbox, mate?

Pyro: rhugh fungh pleshauh?

Demoman: *more unintelligible speaking*

*The Soldier and Pyro put their weapons up, while the Demoman falls over, unconscious from drinking...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I nod before steppnig aside.

It's all yours. There, was that so hard?

[UndeadRaptor]

Sniper: Wasn't me that was trying to start a fight, mate. Talk to the Soldier 'bout it.

Engineer: Yipee! Put that dang TF2 game in, pardner!

Pyro: Hymn hyumnf huenbm!

[Godzilla Forever]

I snort before putting on some headphones and listen to classical music before reading a game informer....

[Giratina93]

*Tansforms back into human forme, as I walk down the dak corridors of the old abandoned castle.*

(Sometimes, being a combination of the diety of chaos/distortion and of thousands of demons merged together can be quite troublesome... but atleast,this isn't one of those times... What's this?)

*Stops by the doorway to the room where Yuna's coffin lies, the coffin itself empty. I enter into the room, noticing the absence of Miasma in the area. Thelid of the coffin lies upside down by the side of the coffin, virtually untouched since Bowser and his croonies unleashed the demon. Looks closely at the bottom of the lid, noticing some strange writing on it, the writing in an old middle english dialect...*

Tiffany: Thanks...

*The girl slowly closes her eyes, as if drifting back to sleep.*

Tiffany: You know, the only reason why I'm here is because, in real life, Gira doesn't have any sisters. He quickly got tired of dealing with two bullying brothers, so he created me, as the ideal sibling for him.

[dinoman666]

*A cluster of Denizens appear, watching the TV and the TF2 crew curiously*

[UndeadRaptor]

I see... but, considering how crazy and evil he's become, I don't really know if you should stay with him. By the way, while your recovering, there's a lot of stuff for you to do here, anyways.

Scout: *On T.V.* Woo! Let's waste 'em!

Medic: *On T.V.* I am fully charged!

*Walks out of room and sits down next to the slowly awakening Scout, before pulling out a "New York Times" and begins to read it...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum pops up in the room Tiffany's in.

Hmmm...... why not just keep him company? He probably needs it.

I watch the TF2 people play the game....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout soon gets up, before leaving the seat he was at and soon started going upstairs, while I lower the magizine and look at him curiously*

Hey, watcha' doing?

Scout: Going... going to play the PS3...

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: I'd try and keep him company, but due to the facct that... I was better than him in almost every skill, He became afraid of me, like he's afraid of Cassandra. Sure, he no longer FEARS me, per say, but... I think it's better for his ego if I just stood back and watched him. As for his evil nature, he got it from his older brother, who would torment him to no end. For that reason, he also created Onigumo, to act like the ideal brother he wished to have. But now... I think he's all but forgotten about his worries of long ago, and is relishing in this glorious place he calls his second home... Sigh, I still remember reading the e-mails he sent me telling me of this wondrous place he had found...

*Begins to read the strange writing, translating it into modern english in my mind.*

"Soon after the fearsome Demon Queen turns to the side of good, the Moon will become Hell's messanger of Death..." Whatever that means, it cannot be good... but it also can't happen right now, for I'll have to wait until a Civil War erupts before the Moon starts killing anyone...

[Godzilla Forever]

His ego is not something to worry about, Tiffany.... a small ego increases one's success. You must know your limits, or you are but a servant to your selfishness.

[UndeadRaptor]

*I nod, walking out of the room while seeing the Heavy leave the Xbox for a moment and slowly follows the Scout into his room*

Scout: Hurg, shouldn't have drank that much Bonk...

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: The thing is... I like ot see him actually BE ambitious about what he wants to do. If his ego's small, then all he'll be doing is running around, offering sacrifices to every Admin here. He'd be all holed up in some tiny cave, refusing to come out. I want to see him be LIVELY, doing what he wants to do, and for that to happen, his ego needs to be large...

*Looks around, shrugging my shoulders as I take a quick picture of the writing, before vanishing is a wisp of smoke...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout goes into his room, before closing the door behind him and turned on his television set and the PS3. The Heavy soon barged in as he heard it turn on, angered at what the Scout was doing*

Heavy: *Muffled voice* I should have done this long ago!

*The Heavy soon charges forward with a fist behind him, prepared to hi the Scout, who runs for the door but quickly slows, the Heavy nearing him*

Scout: *Muffled voice* Oh God! Oh my God, Oh my G-

*The Scout is blown out of the room, his door shattering into tiny fragments as he flies downstairs, crashing into the mini-bar...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Well, looks like you're in a tough spot. You need to keep his ego large enough to keep his competence up, but you need to keep it low enough so he doesn't go batshit insane when he gets the chance.

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: Yes... THankfully, that's rather easy to do, so long as I just stand back and watch. Though, it seems like TT may be the one wrecking havok on his ego as of late. And it's not hard to see why...

*Reappears back in the Site Logo Research Facility, where several Koopas are busy doing statisticts and research on the Forum itself. A snap my figures, the photo that I took back in the Dark Fortress replaces all their research on the screens, though what they were doing is saved, yet they don't know that.*

Koopa 1: HEY! We were busy doing stuff!

Too bad. This caught my eye back at the Dark Fortress, and unnerves me to my very core. I need you 5 fools to find out just when this was written, and under what circumstances. The person who finds that information first gets to own the Citadel during the next Civil War...

All the Koopas: YES, LORD GIRA!

*All 5 Koopas begin to frantically find what they can on the strange words, as I turn around and snicker to myself.*

(The poor fools. As if KP would let them anywhere near the Citadel...)

[The Kingpin]

*a white hot fireball explodes at the feet of the Koopas before they can move, leaving a smoldering crater, the Koopas blown outwards from the blast area, seriously burned, as the thump of wings is heard overhead*

[Giratina93]

*The koopas struggle to get abck onto their feets, as I back up slightly, eyes scanning all over as I try and find the source of the sound.*

(He's here... I can feel it... )