RPG Topia E-war

[dinoman666]

Yeah, yeah... *Hands TT his money*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The blast scorches my armor, and I snarl, before flying into the air with the small rockets in my boots*

What about my 1,000 on Inferno?! Also, the first one was just a drunken fool! And the other... well, he was just defending the guy!

*A hunter watches the fight between me and Mortum in the distance, snarling and hissing in joy as a medkit pops up in the NPC's hands...*

[dinoman666]

You bet on Gira, not Inferno! You don't get any money!

[UndeadRaptor]

Remember, I only betted a dollar on Gira! Most of my money went to Inferno!

[dinoman666]

You can't bet on BOTH fighters, UR. You bet on Gira first anyway.

[UndeadRaptor]

Well... I, uh... F**K YOU I CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON!

*The medkit disappears and reappears in DM's hands, and the hunter leaps at him, screeching as time slowed, the infected being slowly moving at the user...*

[dinoman666]

*As the Hunter is incinerated by the shield as I nonchalantly check my billet* Oh, wait, I don't think you bet at all. All those robots did, though. Specifically, on Gira... Heh heh...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The hunter, being too far away at the moment isn't destroyed, letting out a slow-motion screech as it slowly sails through the air at DM, while time sppeds up for everything else*

God-damned robots! Wait a minute... you destroyed them all! So basically, eh, uh, they're money is now worthless!

*Some of the money given to the others burns to a crisp, most of it being from all of the destroyed flying robots...*

[dinoman666]

That's faulty logic, good sir. *The money is unaffected* If that was true, the concept of inheritance wouldn't exist because, as soon as someone died, their money would vanish into thin air...

[UndeadRaptor]

You suck! Also... I killed your pets. Ha ha ha!

*flies off and leaves Mortum, while the REDs teleport to the safehouse of mine and start the movie back up...*

[dinoman666]

Eh? Oh, never mind...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The hunter continues flying in slow-motion at DM, just wanting the medkit from him this whole time. I laugh even more while flying away from the arena*

I also killed all of your friends and family! Ha ha ha!

[dinoman666]

I doubt that... *I ignore the Hunter, knowing it'll just bounce off the shield anyway, carelessly tossing the medkit aside*

[UndeadRaptor]

Well than, go check your home! MWAH HA HA! (Ok... I've gone insane.)

*The hunter's slow-mo screech comes to an end as it tries to turn through the air towards the medkit, but fails and crashes into DM, before getting sent hurtling down hundreds of feet in it's slow-motion time effect...*

[dinoman666]

Yeah, I've noticed you've gone insane... *The Hunter crashes into the shield and flies away in slow-motion*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The hunter yelps slowly as it falls, still moving in slow-motion as the medkit follows it. I wonder how DM read my mind, before sending a ball of plasma at him while flying away, taking some denizens with me (or whatever you call them!)...*

[dinoman666]

Anything is possible in the E-war, UR! *Denizens tumble away, smoldering and confused, but otherwise unharmed*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I fly around and grab some of the denizens, before tossing them into a magical bag and lock them in with some airholes to breathe, taking them to my safehouse with me. The hunter keeps up it's slow yelp as it notices the medkit falling at the same rate as itself, before growling in joy and swipes at it, trying to grab it...*

[The Kingpin]

*Webmaster props a middle finger against his thumb, building tension, as a giant finger materialises right next to UR*

you're annoying...

*lets finger flick forward, the giant finger slamming into UR and launching him into orbit*

much better...

*sits back and sips iced tea at the top of the bleachers*

[UndeadRaptor]

AHHH! WHAT THE FU-Oh wait... I deserved this, anyways. Atleast I still got the denizens with me!

*I float around in space, acting like I'm swimming a couple of times before falling back from space to my safehouse...*