RPG Topia E-war

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:13 am

Mortum frowns at KP.

"I wanted to do that."

I wait for IK to make his move, ready to coutner it....
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby The Kingpin » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:28 am

*moves finger against thumb again, a giant finger materialising out of thin air, as big as Mortum himself*

my hand's bigger. funnier result...

*hand fades as i continue to sip iced tea*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:29 am

Mortum nods.

"No kidding."
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:14 am

*I soon begin tossing the denizens into multiple cloning machines, before laughing maniacally as I turn the large tubes on and start mashing random buttons*

Soon, I shall have my own personal army fo you little things! Ha ha ha! Not only that, but they'll be completely evil! Except a select few, of course...
"What's the plan?!" - random soldier, Mud and Blood 2.

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:41 am

A giant worm tears into UR's hidden area, hissign at him.

Giant worm: "How dare you bring the legions of ridiculousness before they are necessary!"
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"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:43 am

Because... ridiculousness is the thing that keeps this place running!

*I crush the worm's head with a massive sledge hammer, as the first batch of a few dozen denizens pop out of a large oven connected to the machines cloning DM's denizens...*
"What's the plan?!" - random soldier, Mud and Blood 2.

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:49 am

Another worm bursts forth from the ground and chomps on some denizens. Blood flies from the worm's maw as its little serrated teeth rip through the denizens' flesh....
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:16 pm

*The denizens are mostly unharmed from what the worm was doing, but obviously don't like what's going on and pull out ray-guns, before blasting the worm's head open with them. I watch as the others rush in and beat up the worm with multiple tools to help their comrades...*
"What's the plan?!" - random soldier, Mud and Blood 2.

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:32 pm

Suddenly, more worms burst forth, these armed with metal teeth and steel hard carapaces....
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"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:34 pm

*The denizens run for a moment, but return with a tank and blast the worms to oblivion with it, before covering up the hole they were coming from, just as the second batch of the clones come out of the oven...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:52 pm

The worms are relentless, more armor plated worms emerging, along with some with frickin' laser beams as they fight the denizens...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:56 pm

*The tank keeps firing on the worms, as a few denizens march up with a bomb and drop it down the hole to destroy all the worms coming. I watch, before throwing a few frag grenades to be sure they'll die...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:58 pm

The giant worms retreat, but not before shooting off their frickin' laser beams....
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:01 pm

*The denizens hit by the lasers are sent flying through the room, some becoming unconscious as they hit solid objects...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Iceking » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:42 pm

*I suddenly stop circling G4E, lunging at him, then suddenly swinging my blade in an uppercut motion.*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:46 pm

*All around my massive bulk, numerous Koopas rush in, trying to lift me up onto a large matt, in order to carry me to the nearest infirmery, but due to my weight (5 tonnes), they are unable to...*

Koopa 1: Sheesh... I'm certain this guy weighs far more than th ePokedex says he weight...

Koopa 2: Yeah! We can't do this by ourselves...

???: Need a hand?

*Meta-RIdley flies out of a portal, the portal closing behind him as he latches his claws into my skin, then pulls up with all his might, just getting me off the ground, the dragon then hurls me onto the matt, wheels installed on the underside of it allow for it to be pushed off toward the Dark Fortress...*

(Pain... intense pain...)
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:48 pm

*A red portal suddenly pops up underneath Tiffany's feet, while a blue one opens up in the main room of my safehouse. I sit their and wait for her while the denizen clones play around in the basement, the RED team watching over them all...*
"What's the plan?!" - random soldier, Mud and Blood 2.

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:10 pm

*TIffany leaps down the portal, winding up where UR is...*

Tiffany; So... where exactly did you end up going to?
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:33 pm

Well, first it was that dang fight between Inferno and Gira. The only reason I didn't return was becuase of DM and Mortum, so I took a couple of that user's minions for some "plans" of my own. Anyways, let's just go investigate what the heck was going on with you and that evil stuff now!

*I open the door to the room Tiffany was in before, going to the bed first to see if we can find any evidence of what was going on there, while a denizen watches us from inside of a box. The gerbil keeps flying around Yuna, squeaking as it flew around...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:20 am

I parry the blow with my blade before swinging my fist at IK's face, aiming to stun him so I can get a clean strike on him.....
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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