RPG Topia E-war

[Iceking]

*I block the blow from the Axe before pulling out a second sword and sending a punch at G4E's face.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I stumble back, before delivering a powerful uppecut towards IK, keeping my axe close to block....

[UndeadRaptor]

*Pops up infront of G4E and IK, leaving an exact clone of me behind with Tiffany to help here while the anthem of Russia plays behind me... along with Bralsa's "Garden party"*

Oh, hey guys!

[Godzilla Forever]

"Have you come to watch the fight?"

[UndeadRaptor]

Uh... sure.

*The song "Garden Party" quickly restarts and plays all in G4E's ears as nothing more than pure torture, while I sit with some Russian soldiers, one wielding the Soviet flag, but others hold 1940s style Russian weapons...*

[Iceking]

*I stumble back from the uppercut before I make a mock lunge, intending to see if G4E gets fooled and drops his guard.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I swing my axe at IK now, keeping my sword close to block, having reacted to the false attack....

[Iceking]

*Blocks the blow from the axe, then starts to circle G4E, keeping my own swords in a position to block in case of a suprise attack.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I send a quick blast of atomic breath at IK before lunging forward, aiming my axe at IK's legs....

[Iceking]

*Leaping over the atomic blast, I parry the blow from the axe, then use my other sword to stab at G4E's neck.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I move quickly to the side, the sword instead getting stuck in my arm, before I slug IK in the face, hitting him with the spiked side of my sword's pummel.....

[dinoman666]

*Denizen band suddenly appears and starts playing the Halo Theme MJOLNIR Mix to make the fight more epic*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Vanishes for a moment and reappears in a scarlet-colored airboat, with a black float which has a skull & crossbones symbol on either side. Gets on .50 caliber MG gun and shoots at the denizens with it, while the RED team helps out with their weapons...*

[dinoman666]

*Bullets knock the Denizens around like pinballs, disorienting them, but otherwise doing nothing*

[UndeadRaptor]

Ha ha ha!

*I keep blasting the denizens with the HMG, while the Scout uses his FaN, the Soldier with his rocket, the Pyro with his... flaregun, Heavy with "Sasha", Medic with the nailgun... thing, the Sniper with his huntsman, Spy with his revolver, Demoman with the noobtube and the Engineer with his guitar launcher 9000...*

[dinoman666]

*Denizens eventually vanish into the shadows, unharmed*

Must you ruin their fun? What good is a fight without a nice soundtrack?

[UndeadRaptor]

I have a better one! *inserts evil face on head here*

*I press a button on a nearby radio, and the anthem of the USSR starts to play, before I change it multiple times, different songs starting up until I reach one I like, "Sing For The Moment", though it doesn't make the fight much more epic. Stabs needle into arm second later and a hive suddenly grows on it, hornets popping all out before I send them at DM...*

[dinoman666]

*Is safe in my fortress, shielded from outside threats*

[UndeadRaptor]

... DAMN. Ah well, I can use these little minions on other things, though!

*I send the hornets off to collect some metal, a bulldozer shield, spray-paint, guns, ammo and a bus empty for me, while the music keeps on playing while I wait for the denizens to return, eventually shutting the radio off as the song finishes...*

[Iceking]

*I grunt from being hit, but lash out with my other sword while I stagger back, slashing G4E's shoulder.*