RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Digs into the ground, avoiding any blasts from the denizen's rayguns, before reemerging beneath their feet, my tail swings through them, slicing them apart, magma rising up out of the ground where I emerge, the magma also burning away at the Denizens as it slowly spreads...*

[dinoman666]

*The tail swipes send the Denizens scattering harmlessly, and they flee from the magma, though it doesn't seem to hurt them either. In fact, it only motivates the shadow creatures to pound Giratina from an even greater distance*

[UndeadRaptor]

*A world hole opens up under the denizens' feet who are near Gira, dropping them into nothingness, leaving them to freefall for all eternity. The Covenant forces continue to glass the land with their ships...*

[Giratina93]

Sigh... how... am I supposed.. to fight things... that are immune to DAMAGE?!?!

*swings tail into the earth, sending numerous giant boulders flying upward, the boulders rain down upon the Denizens, flattening many of them into pancakes...*

[dinoman666]

*The Denizens seem to vanish into the darkness of the pit, then reappear from the shadows around Gira and continue to attack. The Covenant ships seem to do more harm than good, burning the land and making the Denizens move on elsewhere to spread the destruction further. Those flattened by Gira are stuck under the boulders, but are freed by their fellows when the other Denizens blast the rocks apart and the creatures reappear*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I soon reform behind the denizens, now in the form of the legendary Honor Guard Councilor, roaring at the enemy before pulling out duel-wielded energy swords...*

[dinoman666]

*UR is simply shot in the back by more Denizens before he can attack*

[The Kingpin]

*as the pulses of energy strike the first two, the following ones seemingly disappear, entering Warpspace, to enable cross-site travel, evading the attacks*


I will change what fates I decide should be changed... In the mean time...I'm hunting for some entertainment...What your opinion of it happens to be is irrelevant...

I find it amusing, however....that you used a pokemon to turn you into...that. brain overflowing with episodes, I take it?

[UndeadRaptor]

*My x4 overshields take the brunt of the attack and I snarl, before turning around and charging the denizens shooting at me, hacking away at them... or atleast, hitting them and sending the flying some distance from me...*

[Giratina93]

That's it... I've had enough of these fools... I'd rather not do this, but...

* Both pincers open up, the pincers begin to spin rapidly, before twin twisters of draconic energy are fired from both pincers, the twisters intersect near the Denizens, creating a one-way ticket to the Distortion World, the portal sucking in all the Denizens in the area, before closing up, the Denizens now trapped in there...*

[The Kingpin]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH-SPLAT-

*Norbert gets up, looking at Gira, then at the Denizens, watching them get sucked into a portal*

(O)_(O).....heey...what's going on?

[UndeadRaptor]

*I turn around again, hearing Norbert talking to Gira, before charging at him, growling*

Damned toad! I'mma gonna kill you!

[Giratina93]

*All 8 eyes look to the side, noticing Norbert.*

Just trying to get rid of these annoying pests... that's all... Oh, and UR... don't hurt Norbert... he's a friend...(It's actually refreshing to see this guy again... I haven't seen Norbert in AGES...)

[dinoman666]

*Suddenly, another portal appears, manufactured by Jack's teleporter back in his lair, and the Denizens pour back into the FRPG, dazed and confused as to what had just happened. Even then, more Denizens seem to replace the stunned ones, all attacking Gira at once. More attack UR, scattering from the energy blades but nevertheless blasting him apart from all sides*

*Several Denizens stare at Norbert, and one prods him with its raygun curiously, unsure of whether to attack or not*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I stop in my tracks, before tossing multiple plasma grenades over my back at the denizens and one at Norbert*

Don't worry, he can't feel pain-watch!

[The Kingpin]

*Norbert pulls out a baseball bat made of Duct-tape, smacking the plasma nade, a chunk of tape being ripped off with the nade, sending it back and through the portal, appearing in Jack's lair, exploding, the portal destroyed in the blast*

Norbert: HOME RUN! (^)_(^)

[UndeadRaptor]

O...kay. That can happen too. This... Is... *Slashes Norbert across the stomach with energy sword, before hitting him with a spinning-roundhouse kick, sending him flying* SPARTA!!! *scratching giant helmet* Why'd I do that now?

[Giratina93]

Good to have you on our side, Norbert!

*Fires more beams from my pincers, just trying to do ANYTHING to these damned Denizens, the beams blasting the ground apart infront of them, causing more magma to rise up, making passing impossible for the Denizens...*

[dinoman666]

*The grenade flies out of the teleporter and explodes harmlessly in mid-air, and the Denizens simply hang back and fire on Giratina and UR from a distance, ignoring Norbert for now*

[The Kingpin]

*Energy sword passes over Norbert's head as he deflates, becoming preposterously flat, before bouncing over the kick, staring at UR curiously*

(O)_(O).....cool athletics, dude. But you got nothin' on the PwnFrog...(=)_(=)

*Norbert eyes Denizens, an excited look on his face*

FRIENDS! PLAYTEIM! (^)_(^)

*Norbert runs towards the denizens cackling giddily*