I keep my hair short in summer [too long and your brain will be fried in it's own juices by the heat

] and let it grow out in winter. though I have to keep it well conditioned while it's long to keep it from turning into a strange wavy afro

[yes, afros are awesome, but combined with my moustache, and the fact that it's WAVY, i end up looking like some time-confused guy from the 70s

]
and G4E, HF would probably end up faceplanting against the iPod if you mentioned that. last I saw, she was REALLY getting bugged by the auto-correct. t'was rather sad, and sadistically amusing at the same time.