RPGtopia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*Norbert rides past GF's head riding a flying golden pogostick*

RUN, MY PRETTIES! RUN! (O)v(O)


*Meanwhile, the Webmaster is watching from the top of the Rules topic*

[Godzilla Forever]

I turn into Keizer Ghidorah, flapping my wings to avoid crashing too hard into the ground.

"I will fry you!"

I shoot my gravity bolts at gira, zapping him and sending him flying backwards....

[Giratina93]

*Opens up parasol just in time, using it to deflect the gravity bolts away, before energy begins to gather in the tip of the parasol, a giant beam of destructive properties fires from it, carving up the ground as it races toward G4E.*

[C S]

*Is unplaneified from impact*

Aw :<

*pulls out an aluminum baseball bat and charges right into the path of the beam, swinging and reflecting it back into Gira*

HOLE IN ONE

[Godzilla Forever]

I turn back into my Heisei Godzilal form, and soon fire my atomic ray, combining the reflected beam with my own to create a suepr beam...

[Giratina93]

*Parasol takes the superbeam, the force of the beam pushing me back several dozen meters, the ground gouging up before I reflect it back at CS and G4E.*

Beam volley ball, is it now? I guess that's fun... And double-teaming me? How unfair...

[C S]

Your ball G4E, Ive got a pinata to break!


*Runs around the beam's path, twisting baseball bat in hand before finally leaping at Gira, bat raised over head*

[Doc 42]

*Squid robots tackle Kp and kick him mercilessly with their mechanical tentacles*

[Godzilla Forever]

I pick up a really, REALLY big rock ,and throw it at Gira, before pullnig out my trusty Falchion and rushing towards Gira....

[The Kingpin]

*a shockwave hits the squids as they are suddenly lifted into the air, Norbert flying past with a giant frying pan and catching them, before tossing them onto randomly generated giant stove, frying them*

Anyone in the mood for calamari?

[Giratina93]

*Smirks, before leaping back, dodging CS's swing... only for the massive rock to collide with me, sending me skidding across the ground. I get back up, noticing G4E charging at me.*

Sigh...

*More vines and roots launch out of the ground, to hault the user in his tracks...*

[C S]

*While Gira is focused on G4E, the bat shoots forth from his peripheral vision and meets his face, making him defy physics and tumble head over heels while lingering a few feet off the ground*

Wait. ****. There aint no candy in here. :<

[Doc 42]

God damn it
*Dispatches hit squad of highly trained Weasels to steal Gira's smirk*
*Weasels tackle Gira and beat him to a pulp, using a mop to wipe the smirk off his face*

No more smirking.

[Giratina93]

Triple-ganged now? Isn't that a bit... unfair?

*Smacks the weasels away before they can harm me, I land on my feet, before punting CS into the weasels.*

[C S]

*Uses the bat to block before using it hammer Gira into the ground*

Well I do love me some whack a mole :>

[Doc 42]

I just wanted the smirk.
*Shrug*
*Weasels sulk off to recover*
*pastes Gira's smirk across TT's face*

[Kiryu Gwangi]

Let'sa go!

*becomes Metal Mario and roundhouse punches Gira straight through a mountain.*

[Giratina93]

*mountain crumbles ontop of me, I crawl my way out, bloodied and beat.*

That... hurt.

*Aims Parasol at Kiryu, a single sphere of energy fires from it, exfore exploding against him, sending the user flying back toward CS...*

[Kiryu Gwangi]

Nice shot! But not as good as this!

*puts CS in a Koopa shell and kicks him at Gira*

[C S]

Weeeeee

*Koopa shell explodes, sending me spinning out and bashing Gira with the bat once again*