King of the Hill

[Kiryu Gwangi]

Spy backstabbed Heavy. "That is a diet I call death."

My hill.

Spy disguised himself as Engineer.

[Iceking]

*Joker tosses a smoke grenade onto the hill, Joker toxin being released, leaving the spy laughing as he dies.

Joker's hill.

*Joker covers the entire hill with his toxin.*

[Giratina93]

*Walks in with gas mask on, and snaps the Joker's neck.*

My hill.

*Giant serpentine demon guards the hill.*

[raptor titanus3]

The serpant Dragon is de-atomized by an Ion Cannon

my hill

Did I mention its in space?

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Saxton Hale punches the ion cannon into the hill, destroying both the hill and the cannon.

No hill.

There is no hill. Looks like we need to create a new one!

[Kiryu Gwangi]

A Werebear smashes a tree into Saxton, sending him into the next dimension.

My hill.

The Werebear sends the hill into space.

[Giratina93]

*Whacks Werebear unconcious with umbrella, then kicks corpse into body of acid.*

My hill

*Patrols hill, whacking any and all intruders with umbrella.*

[Iceking]

*Gira's upper half gets blown off by a oneshot round.

My hill

*I put up a sign on the hill that reads "Keep this hill where it is."

[Giratina93]

*revives, kicks down sign.*

My hill.

*This time, wields a parasol for protection, with maneating vines lurking on the hill.*

[raptor titanus3]

CLINKZ THE BONE FLETCHER BURNS AGAIN

my hill

Clinkz got a buff since last time Problem?

[Iceking]

*It rains upon the hill, extinguishing the flames on the skeleton.*

My hill.

*I cut Clinkz down to size, then throw his bones into a portal to another universe.*

[raptor titanus3]

"DENIED" *Searing Arrows + Strafe*

my hill

If a little rain was all it took to extinguish Demon Fire, Hell wouldn't be that scary. Also you have just been made his new target practice board IK

[Murloc Tyrannus]

The hill suddenly falls into a paradox of hills.

My hill.

All of the things that were ever on the hill are falling out of the sky, dead or alive.

[Iceking]

A portal opens, sending all of the things on the hill to other planets.

My hill.

I lift weights on the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

*RRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH*

my hill

Tiny lifts you but doesn't let you back down nicely, cabertossing you into the stratosphere

[Iceking]

^Saruman casts a spell on tiny, making him explode.

Saruman's hill

Saruman builds a new tower upon the hill.

[Kiryu Gwangi]

"Nope.avi" Engineer builds a Level 3 Sentry that blows that dumb look right off Saruman's stupid face.

My hill.

"Teleporter going up."

[raptor titanus3]

Because why not?

Spy backstabs engie and spas everything!

my hill

Nurgle, Dark god of pestilence and decay decides to vacation on the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Seals away the Dark God for all eternity.*

My hill.

*Gets on magical flying boat and flies around, raining fiery arrows upon anyone who comes near the hill.*

[Iceking]

Smaug burns the flying boat and you to a crisp.

Smaug's hill.

Smaug moves his treasure trove onto the hill and lays near it, ready to roast any one who so much as takes one gold coin.