by DI7789 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:34 pm
Heres my attempt: A cricket team are in their locker room after a match, a mobile phone rings and one of the players answers it, the voice on the other end begins to talk, "hey hubby, I was passing by a shop window and I saw this beautiful red dress, only £70..." The player replies, "ok, you can have it, but only 'cos its just £70" she continues, "and I saw this brilliant sparkling diamond ring in a jewellers..."
"how much?"
"a grand." The player looks like he is thinking for a moment, he replies, "ok, but keep it to a thousand"
"Oh thanks, and there was this really stylish blue car, about 75,000..."
"Alright, try 60,000 first, then give them the asking price."
"Wow, your a great husband, see you when you get home."
By now, the entire locker room is astounded by this man's willingness to spend £66,070 for his wife, he turns off the mobile and turns around, "does anyone know who's phone this is?..."
"Its like I was attacked by some kind of...dinosaur"
-Regina, not realising what this sentence meant for her future
"You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!"
"Thank you"
-Catherine Tate and David Tennant Comic Relief 2007