by Hopeflower » Sat May 31, 2008 12:15 am
*While Firestar is racing to the gathering...*
Firestar: OH SH*T!!! *trips over a fallen log and rolls down a hill, banging off of random things, and knocking over a few cats before she comes to a halt at Flarestar's feet.*
Flarestar: OMG man...it's a KITTYPET!
Everyone except Firestar: SHUT UP!
*Demonpaw drags a boombox into the clearing and slips a CD in, then presses the play button*
Demonpaw: The pedestal is falling down, falling down, falling down! The pedestal is falling down! Da da da da da, da da da da da da.
*Firestar gets up, glaring at Flarestar*
Firestar: Record sales are on the mark
Cuz thats about the time the rumors start
Where all the people talking out their ***
Well, someone gotta school ya cause ya got no class
Well I've paid my dues
I'm a seasoned dame
So why you gotta throw salt in my game
You hide behind the computer screens so that you dont have to be seen
How could a person be so mean
Who are you, and what do you do that makes you think you're above me, but have you walked in my shoes?
ThunderClan: The PEDESTAL!
Firestar and Demonpaw: You put yourself on, well since I'm breaking it down-down it's gonna collapse and be gone-gone-gone-gone-gone...
Firestar: Probably one of them tag a longs down 4 the free t-shirt
Cuz you're a hanger on
You think you got my figured out
Never met me have no clue what I'm about
Maybe I got things you wish you had
You need to stop the hate and get a pen and pad
I work around the clock, so fill your smoth up with a sock
And get you head up off your ****
Tell me who you are and what your background is
Tell me how you're feelin' when you listen to this
Firestar, Demonpaw, and Thunderheart: Who are you-and what do you do
To make you think you are above me
But have you walked in my shoes
The pedestal
You put yourself on
Well since I'm breaking it down now
It's gonna collapse and be gone-gone-gone-gone-gone
Demonpaw: Your pedestal is falling down, falling down, falling down
Your pedestal is falling down, falling down, falling down, dum dum dum dum
Your pedestal is falling down, falling down, falling down
Your pedestal is falling down, falling down, falling down, da da da da da da
Tell me who you are and what your background is
Tell me how you're feelin' when you listen to this
You think I dont see you on the internet, I read it, dont think I wont forget
ThunderClan: Who are you-and what do you do
To make you think you are above me
But have you walked in my shoes
The pedestal
You put yourself on
Well since I'm breaking it down now
It's gonna collapse and be gone-gone-gone-gone-gone
Who are you-and what do you do
To make you think you are above me
But have you walked in my shoes
The pedestal
You put yourself on
Well since I'm breaking it down now
It's gonna collapse and be gone-gone-gone-gone-gone
*Demonpaw promptly smashes the boombox with a hammer, and Firestar looks around her.*
Firestar: ThunderClan! We out!
*ThunderClan leaves, leaving a shocked and startled Flarestar behind them.*
"Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come."
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"The future is always uncertain and painful but it must be lived." ~ Unknown