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by **mega raptor** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:59 am

Granted, but while flying over the local town, a bird watcher spots it and identifies it as an endangered species. This is found out by a group of poachers, who track the duck to your home, kill you and your family to erase evidence and take the duck, which will eventually end up in a Chinese resturant.

I wish that no one had to do homework and could still gain the benefit of knowledge that would normally come from it without it being illegal or in any way detrimental to my or anyone else's health, mental or physical.

by **chook151** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:52 am

Granted, but from that cruel and evil post from yuke im not granting it.

i wish yuke DIED!(REVENGE!!!!!!!)

by **The Kingpin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:24 am

granted, but you die as well.

i wish i had more time...

by **Doc 42** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:08 pm

Granted but you get bored. Also you are scared for life as you are online so much you witness the monkey paw taking its revenge on Chook for not granting a wish.

I wish my dog wasnt wet
[smelly *****]

by **The Kingpin** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:01 pm

feeling bored, and this game used to be good, so i decided to bump it

granted, but it's the exact opposite. dry...VERY dry. when it opens it's mouth, sand pours out...

I wish i didn't have so much to worry about...

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:39 pm

Granted but you get so relaxed that you loose the will to live.

I wish I had a SAFE, NON-KILLING OR ANYTHING BAD job at the pet store.

by **The Kingpin** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:42 pm

that's something to worry about. exact opposite to what i wished for. false wish. i wanna refund!

granted, but it's so easy that when you take a new shipment of Emperor Scorpions, you forget to wear gloves and one of them crushes your finger in it's pincers...

i wish for a more well behaved brother...

by **Doc 42** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:35 pm

Granted, but hes so well behaved your dad starts to love him more and gives all his inhertanice to him and gives nothing to you. (He also spends your college fund on your brother.)

I wish the exams were over.

by **The Kingpin** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:44 pm

lol...not much chance of that happening...lol

granted, but the summer holiday is cancelled because the government thinks the students' standards are too low

i wish i could control the world for a day [the changes i'd make would fix this mess the world's in :roll:

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by **Doc 42** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:49 pm

Granted but for that day you get drunk with power and the next day you kill your self beacuse you have no more power left.......

I wish one of my freinds did not have to move country.....

by **The Kingpin** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:55 pm

me? get drunk? get powerhungry? that's like saying Hitler got a Nobel Peace award! :lol:

granted, but you have to move country instead...

by **Doc 42** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:04 pm

I meant drunk WITH power, which you most likely will, just look at the way you act here

J/K J/K J/K

And you never made a wish so by deafualt your house burns down.

I wish I had all the half life eposides.

by **Swiftclaw** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:48 pm

granted, but your 'best friend' comes over and steals them.

I wish I could shape-shift

by **The Kingpin** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:36 pm

granted, but while shape-shifting your head into funny and wierd shapes for a few friends, it sticks in the shape of a Centipede, and you cant change it, scaring off all your friends and getting you locked up in Area 51 in America...

i wish my exams were guaranteed with a mark of 100%

by **TyrannoTitan** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:17 pm

Granted but then you get into College at a too-young-of age and you fail miserably.

I wish I had a non-deadly rock!

by **The Kingpin** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:25 pm

im already one of the youngest in my class, and still, one of the top 3

granted, but it's so heavy you pull your shoulder muscles trying to lift it!

i wish i had more time to revise...

by **Doc 42** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:32 pm

granted but you use it to play games on your computer.

I wish KP had more time for his exams( thus keeping the site up)

by **C S** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:54 am

granted, but you do some stupid **** and get banned.

iwish for a........CRUSHER ACTION FUGURE!!! so i can rub it in my bros face and say "I TOLD YOU CRUSHER WAS A TOY!"

by **Iceking** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:07 am

granted, but someone steals the crusher action figure.

i wish that capcom would make a dino crisis 1 or 2 remake.

by **C S** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:34 pm

granted but it's graphics are really really bad, in fact, its this kind of bad...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pnf0ld1JSlk

I wish that i was supreme ruler of rpgtopia and it was a living hell forum than a chronical!

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