The Monkey Paw Game

[Iceking]

Granted, but then 5 year olds take over the world. I wish that the brute's grapple sequence in dead space was escapable.

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but the normal Necromorphs at the start of the game now have an inescapable grab.

I wish all sweets were good for people and still had the great taste.

[Iceking]

Granted, but the taste only lasts for a single second. I wish i had gum that would never lose it's flavor.

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but the gum ends up poisoning you.

I wish Family Guy and the Simpsons were played constantly on a normal channel, with old and new episodes.

[Iceking]

Granted, but the episodes eventually get boring. I wish i could make it snow with a mere thought.

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but the first time you make it snow, it snows so much that it sends the world into a second Ice Age.

I wish I could control my own temperature at will, to make myself cooler or hotter, but not too hot or too cold.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you eventually cause yourself to accidently get a cold. I wish i could see into the future.

[Doc 42]

Granted
But you cannot activate it at will, forced to perceive the present and all future events at once, you are driven completely bonkers.

I wish I knew the outcome of every significant action before I make it, so I could choose the best one.(only a few minutes before I make the action though)

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but you end up choosing the worst out of the bunch anyway

I wish I could sleep as long as I want, and as long as I slept, time wouldn't pass, so when I wake up, it will be the same minute I lay down, but I'll be fully rested.

[C S]

Granted but your parents notice that you get 8-9 hours of sleep in 60 seconds and pelt you with garlic for fear of yer vapiricness

either that or emos claw at you driven by insane hormones....
*AHEM*
moving on

I wish more good movies/shows play on TV

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but all your TVs exploded before you can watch them.

I wish I had a pet raptor that couldn't die and didn't attack anyone or anything.

[C S]

Granted but it has a compulsive habbit to sh*t every where at anytime

I wish that this wish could not be tampered with

ahahahahaah

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but you didn't describe a wish, so nothing happens

I wish Tornadoes didn't exist.

[C S]

Granted

Forcast predicts massive hurricane supercells moving inland on all continents except Antartica

Antarica is teh suxorz

I wish that the hurricanes will stop for scared of them I am

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but the tornadoes return, and are always a category 5 tornado.

I wish my computer was unable to break down, had top of the line parts, and was faster and more efficient then the best PC in the world, as well as being a PC, not a Mac or Linux, and could play games AND surf the web perfectly.

[Evil Eye]

granted but there is a power outage.
i wish we had a long weekend

[C S]

Granted but you are forced to repeat it over and over for the rest of your life

I wish Galaak will fix his space shipz

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but he is killed by the staff for suddenly becoming nooby

I wish I had more music I enjoy listening to, to listen to...

[Raptor Llama]

Granted, too bad it was obtained illegally and you have to spend quite some time in jail...

I want a BFG.

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but the first time you fire it, it ends up exploding itself, killing you too.

I wish summer was longer.