The Monkey Paw Game

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted but it launches explosives, and you are killed in one of the explosions.

I wish I had a fish shaped weapon that automatically protects me from anything and everything : D

[C S]

Granted, but it sees Jaws and determined to kick his as* he run away to the ocean

I wish my tomato launcher thing made salsa

[Evil Eye]

granted but there are fries in em since its really a potato launcher that launches tomatoes. i wish my tomato launcher lauched tomatoes and when it saw TT it has an autolauch feature

[TyrannoTitan]

Granted, but TT's admin powa causes the weapon to explode soon after

I wish I had a glass of non-poisonous, non-exploding, good tasting orange juice.

[Evil Eye]

granted but ur tastes suddenly change and u think good tasting things are bad, so u dont drink it. i wish for an SMG lollololol

[C S]

granted but it's a toy and you die for saying lololololol

I wish RL was competant and made EVERY noob explode -_-

except me

im no noob and neva will be

[Evil Eye]

i said jk haha... granted but no one dies. cept TT--- who what where who would say such a thing .
i wish i was allowed to say lolololol.
roflmao

[SuperNerd]

granted but then all your friends slap you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i lived foreever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Eye]

granted but the wish is not granted. i wish my 2 AC/DC tix were still valid

[TyrannoTitan]

(That made no sense. Wish is not granted? Dun think so.)

Granted but the band splits up before you can use them.

I wish people wouldn't overuse punctuation marks (!!!!!!!!).

[SuperNerd]

granted but people start overusing periods.............................


i wish i had every video game known to man

[C S]

granted but some are disturbing

I wish I had an android clone

[SuperNerd]

granted but then it blows itself up!!!


i wish i had a great white shark.

[Evil Eye]

granted but (cmon guess what comes next duh) it eats you . I wish SN new what punctuation is because periods are punctuation marks to and TT said he wished they would stop overusin them.
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)lol

[SuperNerd]

hey i do know what punctuation marks are

granted but i slap you across the face. lol

i wish they stopped making christmas specials because there really stupid.

[C S]

Granted but the santa/roudolf/ frosty christmas mafia doesa hit on you

(Hey, has anyone seen SN? he's been gone a loooooong time )

I wish I had a nuke that looked like the Eifle Tower

[SuperNerd]

im back no need to worry compy scavenger.

granted but it blows up in your face!!!!

i wish i hit David Archuleta with a bus

[Evil Eye]

i agree dave cook FTW! granted but the bus somehow makes his singing better and he lives. I wish we werent talking about american idol

[SuperNerd]

granted but then we start talking about dancing with stars


i wish fox would stop making gay reality shows!!!

[Iceking]

Granted, but then they start making crappy non reality shows. I wish that the color varient of the new wyvern in mh frontier 4.0 was black in color with two red stripes running along it's sides to it's tail.