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Postby C S » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:33 am

granted but your eyes explode from being over worked

I wish I had good tasting non lethal ice cream that you can eat as much as you can and not gain a pound without excersize
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:35 am

Granted, but the ice cream has nails concealed in it. I wish that i had a lightsaber and it couldn't harm me even if i tried to make it do so.
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Postby Evil Eye » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:09 am

granted but it harms someone else. JUVIE! i wish i had a lawn
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:14 am

Granted but when you step on it or touch it at all it tries to eat whoever or whatever did so
I wish space travel existed already
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Postby chook151 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:19 am

Granted, but the problem is when travelling your bones dissappear and your body inflates to an elephants size, making you a lump of blubber being cared for by a super computer.

I wish I was immune to mosquitoes
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:42 pm

Granted, but you aren't immune to ticks or red ants. I wish that it was possible to throw human sized necromorphs with your telekenisis while their alive in dead space.
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:24 pm

granted but whenever you use it everything else in the room or general area comes flying at you, hurting you
I wish I aways win 1,000,000 bucks every day
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Postby Doc 42 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:29 pm

Granted
Every day 1,000,000 male deer storm into your house, but they crap all over the floor

I wish time zones were all the same
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:40 pm

(My moms going to flip!)

Granted, but the sun never sets so you can't sleep
I wish James Travelien across the street would explode
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Postby Doc 42 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:54 am

Granted, but you get splattered by various organs and blood and some seeps into a cut, leaving you with HIV

I wish I had a Microphone
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Postby C S » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:04 am

granted but it's in your head, amplifying everything you say and hear

I wish I had a paint ball gun and a never ending supply of paint balls

and the gun or paint balls can't explode or hurt anyone
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Postby Evil Eye » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:53 am

granted but the paintballs dont fit inside the gun. i wish my pencil didnt right :roll:
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Postby chook151 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:14 am

Granted, it blows up instead.
I wish they had a mr. blue emoticon. :roll: :arrow: :mrgreen: :?: :?:
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:16 am

Granted, but all other Emoticons are gone.

I wish Chook wouldn't emoticon spam...

(Seriously, the many emoticons are not needed)
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Postby chook151 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:18 am

Granted. his sister spamms instead.
I wish i had a better internet connection.
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Postby C S » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:54 pm

granted but it's only 1% better

I wish people would stop saying "imma blow up the world!"

its annoying
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Postby Evil Eye » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:42 pm

granted, but then they say, Youra blow up the world. i wish i had GH4
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Postby chook151 » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:28 am

granted, but you love it so much you commit suicide when you lose it.
i wish my playstation was repaired.
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Postby Iceking » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:30 am

Granted, but the memory cards are not. I wish that the legend of spyro trilogy was considered almost as good as the first three spyro games.
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Postby chook151 » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:33 am

granted, It sells so good it buys all the other game producers, and sellers, etc. and no one ever sees HALO the movie, only SPYRo 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,etc.

I wish i could use the mist from FF12
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